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Trying to figure out what to name the cat in the fic I’m writing. Haven’t figured out whether it will be a regular cat or a panther, but it is a black cat.

Please help I’m bad at decisions

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All I'm saying is Jayce Talis is a bisexual polyamorous man who has a type and that type is just, Higher Beings. His type is just Jesus Christ. Bro straight up wants to fuck God

Edit: damn bisexuals found this post hello y'all hope you have a nice day the post reached its target audience

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Anything can be a hat if you try hard enough. Paper cone. Aluminum foil. Bowl. Sock. What is a beanie if not just a big sock for your skull

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the sound of velcro haunts me

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Dumbledore’s deluminator sounds like something Dr Doofenshmirtz would come up with

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The word elevator sounds like something Dr Doofenshmirtz would come up with

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Panem is Latin for bread. Peeta is derived from Pita which is a type of bread. Peeta Mellark is simply Bread the Bread Maker who lives in Bread.

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social anxiety feels like having -10 charisma

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Being nice is so hard. I long to be evil in the Gru from Despicable Me kind of way.

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Fun fact: Ben & Jerry’s funded a project to produce freezers that run on sound waves. These freezers, called thermo-acoustic chillers, were created by Steven Garrett. They don’t even require electricity. The pressure from sound waves—gathered by a speaker— warm and cool the helium inside the chambers. The chambers and the inside of the freezer are separated by thin metal screening that easily conduct heat.

Unfortunately, the thermo-acoustic chiller is probably not used in your local ice cream shop due to it being considerably pricier than your average freezer. However, there is an acoustic chiller in space! The Endeavor, the space shuttle launched in 1992, contains an acoustic chiller.

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I have a super cool, kind of whacky space/chemistry fact for people who have the patience to read this.

When satellites and other spacecraft enter Earth’s atmosphere, they get all burnt, charred, and blackened, right? Well, we (as in humans) have sent several satellites to Mars, and they don’t get charred at all.

Why do the satellites burn up in Earth’s atmosphere but not Mars’s?

Before I give you the answer, first you’ll need a bit of background information. At dry cleaners, one of the more eco-friendly cleaning methods they use is super critical carbon dioxide. (Super critical fluid is a state of matter that’s a combination of vapor and liquid). When it’s pressurized, the CO2 is liquid and gets the dirt off of clothes. When it depressurizes, the CO2 returns to vapor form, and the dirt falls out. As a result, the clothes get clean without ever actually getting wet.

This is relevant because what is Mars’s atmosphere made of? Carbon dioxide. When little robot guys (AKA satellites) enter Mars’s atmosphere… they get dry cleaned.

(Credit to my physical chemistry professor for teaching me this fun fact).

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I love book, but sometimes I cannot resist the urge to physically scream from their silly, hurtful little words.

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Me @ myself: you should really do homework

Myself: but I don’t wanna

Me: you’re so right, I hadn’t thought of that. I will follow your excellent advice and do absolutely nothing