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Fire Emblem Fates vs. Siblings Cutscenes Ranked from Least to Most Extra

vs. Xander (Birthright)

his cutscene isn’t even that extra it’s just sad

he’s putting on a tough face but it’s obvious he doesn’t truly want to fight you

most people don’t rly want to fight xander at this point either

doesn’t even verbally threaten you or anything (ignore sword)

so the purple wave shit and the ceiling crumbling a lil is p wack but in the context of a big boss fight? pretty tame

vs. Takumi (Conquest)

the shaky camera angles? wild

the omnious pitter-patter of Hoshidan soldiers? wild

making said Hoshidan soldiers back away so he can slowly inch towards you? wild

“yOU ABANDONED YOUR FAMILY AND HOSHIDO” sudden close up “NOW PAY FOR YOUR BETRAYAL”

however, we, the player, expected this

if anything this is one of the most controlled scenes we have w takumi in conquest bc he does not call us “nohrian scum” even once

vs. Leo (Birthright)

the amount of fucking edge in this video? the audacity of your goth wizard brother? breathtaking

it’s a cemetery which is, right off the bat, edgy as hell

weird purple vape shit surrounding the graves

you don’t even hear his footsteps or the horse this is the scene when you truly realize how much power leo has garnered from the goth gods

the pony????? has horns??????

orb

“the sentence…………………………………….IS DEATH”

but using the same reasoning as takumi’s fight cutscene

we expected this

vs. Hinoka (Conquest)

ok so i feel like most people would argue hinoka isn’t that extra

but also consider this: the fucking helicopter

so hinoka rides in w her pegasus and that’s fine that’s expected except there are a million sakura petals just fluttering in the wind for some reason

JUMPS off her pegasus mid air just floats for awhile and then uses her spear?????? as a helicopter????? i????????

gets back on the pegasus ????? ???? ???? somehow ??? ??

hinoka’s english va adds a very. surreal aspect to this scene for me and i’m not sure why

vs. Camilla (Birthright)

this is the last thing you see right before you die

her footsteps???? her boots??????? her booty??????? big anime tiddy?????????

when i first watched this scene i was torn between a mixture of thirst and dread

why

“ah! i see you missed your big sister ;)” “you’re sooooo cute”

if you watch this you’re automatically going to hell i’m sorry

for some reason this scene never fails to make my depression skyrocket

vs. Ryoma (Conquest)

somehow ryoma just sitting solemnly while waiting for you is 100x worse than xander sadly turning around

in the general the raijinto is wild as hell but i feel like this cutscene just takes you to the next plane of existence

“you………. have done well so far………………. BUT THAT WAS JUST PRACTICE”

ok so like is ryoma sad that he has to fight you??? probably

but he’s so fucking ready and i feel like nintendo is just. trying very hard to convince us, the players, that ryoma doesn’t want to hurt us but it’s also kind of hard to believe when he gets this into it

he’s got his arms out just begging you to try it and you think he’s done but nope

ryoma goes on and starts to pose while the room just sets on fire which i feel is the highlight of this scene

as a big boss cutscene it’s not the worst thing in the world but it’s. definitely up there

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Beruka without her headband!

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is Beruka okay

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28th Oct was my gal flavia’s bday. i was too tired to work on this then but its done now so here’s a gba flavia

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hey sorry I’m horrifically inactive now but the good news is I’m playing fates and should be back soon

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Commission of Yen’fay for @mindofchonsin

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The Sound of Silas

It always occurred to me when playing Fates that this must have been somewhat of a shock.

…I mean, I know those teenage years are tough, but this is ridiculous.

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hey sorry for lack of content but hurricane Irmas out here knocking trees over onto houses so I got some work to do.

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Which characters should you fight (ft. Fire emblem awakening antagonists

Aversa Winner: You As long as you don’t succumb to her feminine charm, kick that raven wannabe on a horse’s ass from here to Valm. sure, MAYBE she has a fucked up past and her real name isn’t even aversa but she tried to murder a fucking child and literally grima wouldn’t exist without her so as far as I’m concerned fuck her UP. however do be cautious, as lords more powerful than you have fallen victim to the sway of her hips and like I said: S H E F U C K I N G C R E A T E D G R I M A. approach with caution. Gangrel Winner: Depends honestly the mad king is an emotional guy and who wins depends on what he’s feeling. there’s a 50/50 chance this depressed motherfucker with literally throw himself at your sword and if he misses he’ll try the fuck again. but make no mistake, if the blood of the mad king of plegia runneth in this bitch you better runneth the fuck the other way because his levin sword will be so far up your ass your tongue will become an electrical hazard. All while he’s got that menacing glint in his eyes screaming EENIE MEENIE MOE! he doesn’t even say it right. approach with prior knowledge of his emotional state. Mustafa Winner: You sure, he’s a big brawny guy, but a softie at heart and honestly not as strong as the likes of gangrel or yen'fay (and he’s pretty nakey). but is there any honor in striking down this motherfucker where he stands? come on, he WAS GONNA LET YOU PASS IF YOU’D JUST SURRENDER. but did you? No. You only think about yourself. Killing Mustafa would be like shooting a mockingbird right after a madman forced your sister to her death and the mockingbird is letting your soldiers go and even ALLOWING ITS OWN TO RETREAT. so show some fucking RESPECT for that mockingbird. Not only that, but I, personally, will come fight you if you choose to fight Mustafa. Approach if you’re the dickiest of dick heads and you want to go down in history as a fucking chump. Excellus Winner: You, and whoever else joins the fight There’s no need to even try with this bottomfeeding motherfucker. Literally all you have to do is post a sign at camp that says “IM GONNA GO KILL EXCELLUS LOLZ” and his head will be on a stick before the hour is out. THE WHOLE CAMP wants this man dead. Even the people on HIS side would beat the shit out of him just for the lulz. Sure, he’s got some flashy fire magic and can teleport sometimes, but is he any match for, I don’t know, EVERYONE? That’s right, EVERYONE will assist you in showing this chickenshit fucklord what’s what. You may very well unite the world over a shared desire to fertilize the daisies with this motherfucker. Shit, you’d be a HERO! why aren’t you JUMPING at the opportunity to turn this valmese worm man inside out?! Approach under literally any circumstances. Cervantes Winner: Cervantes I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “oh, this lil motherfucker looks like the guy from the pringles can.” And you’re fucking right. But little does your bitch ass know mr. pringle pack more punch than a spicy jalepeno pringle. Once he pops (your eye out of your fucking skull), HE CANT STOP. and his can is made out of fucking SILVER so even if your hungry for some chips lookin ass could even GET NEAR him you couldn’t harm him in any way. Cervantes hasn’t shaved since he started winning battles and you’re damn certain not gonna be the reason he goes clean shaven again. the only good that could come from fighting Cervantes is that the last thing you see is his luscious, glorious mustache. You’re better off just asking him to help you kill excellus. Approach with a passionate alliance with Lays potato chips. Yen'fay Winner: 50/50 Much like roller coasters and spicy takis, yen'fay is not for the faint of heart. He survived two hits from fucking WALHART, what else did you expect?! But consider this: does yen'fay want to fight you? Unless say'ri will be endangered if he doesn’t fight you, I don’t think you could get him to draw his sword. He’s a sad sad man who doesn’t wanna see any more blood, and who are you to force it on him? Chances are this fight wouldn’t even happen. If it does, however, you better hope there’s another you in another timeline with survivor guilt because the one in THIS timeline is going the fuck DOWN. approach with sadness :-( Walhart Winner: swear on ur TIMBS you don’t already know who wins Ever heard the story of David and Goliath? Walhart is Goliath and you’re the sorry looking amoeba on David’s left nut. Not even a big impressive amoeba. The tiniest most pathetic fucking amoeba. Not only is walhart literally ten feet taller than you, I guarantee he is far, far angrier than you. About everything. He fucking decimated almost the entire world and you’re sitting here thinking you have the slightest chance? He might be the lobster but it’s you who’s gonna get burned alive and eaten for fucking BRUNCH. with BUTTER. This is one hardcore vegetarian. Approach with offerings of carrots. Validar Winner: probably you Validar is more of a puppet master than anything. He has complete dominion over his family and aversa, so as long as you’re not any of those go right ahead and fight him. but will you be able to take him seriously? honestly this motherfucker looks like murdoc from Gorillaz™ went to college and had an experimental fashion phase. And then aged like 80 years. Plegia swears this is their “human king, definitely a member of mankind,” but one look can tell you that’s a load of bullshit. look at him! he green! Even if war crimes did exist in the fire emblem universe, killing validar would be less like homicide and more like poaching. idk how robin turned out as a regular human but he/she is one lucky dragon child. So snap this praying mantis lookin motherfucker’s bones before he can say “Hail Gr*ma” and move tf on. Approach nonchalantly. Grima Winner: oh u must think ur fuckin funny Lemme let you in a secret. *leans in* GRIMA IS FUCKING INVINCIBLE. EVEN HERO KING FUCKING MARTH COULD ONLY PUT HIM TO SLEEP. Grima could fell everyone else on this list at once with one swoop of his tail. He’s so fucking powerful, if you defeat him in-game, the game is like “nah must’ve been a fluke” and starts you back where you were pre-defeating grima.The only way you could defeat this bad motherfucker is if you are one with this bad motherfucker. In which case, congratulations, you are Grima and are therefore exempt from everything on this list. But for the rest of y'all WEAKLINGS it’s back to the barracks for you. No Grima hunting today. Approach with DONT FUCKING APPROACH HIM YOU DICK.