magicbragic

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how it feels in the official star trek ig comment section

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a perfect world where people go to play minigolf and say to each other "so. if this is minigolf, then whats golf?" and no one knows because golf hasnt existed for hundreds of years by that point

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I'm on a noble quest to feel something

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golf should be banned for the colossal waste of space and resources. minigolf should be banned for not being fun. my political manifesto

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oh log we’re really in it now

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trans women. trans women near me. local trans women. trans women nearby. trans women in my area. trans wome

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next time youre hurling abuse into your headset playign video game.. think.... you never know who could be on the other side of the screan

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the meaning of life is to eat every delicious thing you desire and have excellent gay sex

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I wanna scream and shout and let it all out. Scream. And shout. And let it out

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if transgender sexuality is political then i’m gonna make a political statement all over my bestie’s face

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I look up the most fattening foods so I can eat them on purpose. The search results of course all assume im trying to lose weight. Ha... im nothing like you. Bigger and better.

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"Nobody is coming to save you" WRONG! I am running late. I DO NOT have a HORSE!

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o'brien girls renaissance when

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burgers are awesome. so are pussies. so you'd think something called the "borgussy" is something very good, but according to my friend Karl Marx such is not the case.

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my personal argument for open borders is really simple it just boils down to "i believe restricting human movement and barring certain people from certain places on this earth is a human rights violation"

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im shadowmaxxing bro. im gloompilled. i would never enter a sunbeam like some sort of light-loving suncel. now if you’ll excuse me, ive got to get back to dark corner farming

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My five year plan is to just see what happens