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Rhubarb Hairstreak (Callophyrs mystaphia), family Lycaenidae, Turkey

photograph by Alperen Yayla 

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you will describe tummy/waist fat as a "muffin top" (yummy treat?) and "love handles" (most romantic phrase ever?) and mean it in a derogatory way? when these things are obviously good?

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Activity sheets for GOBLIN WEEK.

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-M

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Literally

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I adore the Moomins

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Here are some cool trinkets from my travels!

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Ooooo thank u fren!!

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yes

i think it's ok that a girl sleeps for so long that she grows moss and mushrooms on her body

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you’re damn right I am

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if I see even one of you start to scroll past before it’s finished proceeding I will beat you with my crossing guard sign

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

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I’ve discovered both a good thing and a bad thing, and I can’t figure out which one is which 😂

I purchased a stainless steel cube piggy bank that has no opening other than a thin sliver to deposit $$$ into—you gotta smash it with a hammer to retrieve the bills—because:

I’m terrible not great at saving cash. If I know the money is there I tend to stick my lil raccoon hands in and take it out again to buy shinies

HOWEVER

Instead of increasing my chances of saving cash, I’ve gone and unintentionally made it a goblin-enrichment activity

My gremlin ass quickly figured out that I don’t need a hammer to get the money

The little sliver opening thats just big enough to put cash IN is also big enough to get it back OUT

I just have to use some tweezers and precise shaking of the Money Cube ™ to finagle the bills back out

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send help pls

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Went to a bar (not really this gobbo’s scene), but it was on the edge of a river and there were FISHIES :D :D :D

AND A LIL CANDY DISPENSER WITH FISH FOOD

easily the best part, 11/10, will judge every bar from now on to these fishies with green lighting 🐟

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honestly, it needs to stop being shoved into every aspect of life

Please forgive me for ranting, but...I am so tired of AI. Just so tired. I don't want Microsoft Copilot, or Google Gemini, or Meta AI, or whatever other energy-sucking, water-wasting, mediocrity-spewing LLM is currently being thrust upon me. I just want to be left alone to create in peace.