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So, my family's dog died last night.

He was the best boy. The best old boy. He was so good, so loving. I loved him so much.

Old age. I stayed with him until the end. Watched the light vanish from his eyes, his heart and lungs stopped under my hand.

He went as peacefully as we could hope. He was so, so loved. I am so happy he's finally resting after living such a happy life.

I'm fucking devastated.

It feels like someone tore my lungs out.

My eyes hurt. They burn.

So I'll. I don't know if I'll take a hiatus or if I'll return to distract myself from the fact that he's gone. Don't expect much from me. I'll maybe delete this post later. I don't fucking know.

I love you all.

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The Illustrious Client - part 1

"Both Holmes and I had a weakness for the Turkish bath. It was over a smoke in the pleasant lassitude of the drying-room that I have found him less reticent and more human than anywhere else. On the upper floor of the Northumberland Avenue establishment there is an isolated corner where two couches lie side by side, and it was on these that we lay upon the day my narrative begins. I had asked him whether anything was stirring, and for answer he had shot his long, thin, nervous arm out of the sheets which enveloped him and had drawn an envelope from the inside pocket of the coat which hung beside him." I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP YOU GUYS

several more parts to come! I don't know if 'scorbutic' has another meaning but I think it's funny that Shinwell Johnson has a mild case of scurvy for no apparent reason.

This is in the Watson's Sketchbook series!

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let’s sit on the postbox with mama :)

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having erection is low key kinda sexual

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i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

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mutuals we are hanging out on summer evenings while the night is cooling down and the wind is blowing through the leaves and we can hear frogs and crickets

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do you ever re-read your own wips like 'damn the bitch that wrote this oughta finish it'

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Happy birthday to a lovely, lovely game

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I would survive the hydraulic press

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don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow

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Top Ten Reasons You Should Hire Me Despite My Disillusionment With Reality And My Subsequent Hatred For The System

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Randomly curious:

Everyone I know would know of these, and many would have some in their kitchens. So now I'm curious how far that knowledge goes.

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the speckled band is so unserious 😭😭😭😭

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Ace Attorney loves to hit you with one of these