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What kind of crime is 'putting a muzzle on god' filed under.

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People will straight up call your cellphone and expect you to answer

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I can’t sweat but I’m sticky from outside and it’s driving me fucking insane, I can’t just sit in the shower all day.

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Yes it’s my fault for coming online in the middle of the night but there are only some things I /don’t/ expect to read.

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I am a bit of a klepto but I didn’t think I interacted with enough people to steal their lighters.

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. . . Three lighters just fell out of my shirt, I, I don’t even think these are mine,

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apartment “complex”? actually i find it qui-

no, no, well, uhm, ah , no thats . yeah.

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....... Despite what Purble says, I’m not short. I’m like.... 8′7″?

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Anyways hi I exist.

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Also I’m somewhat sorry I’m inconsistent but I just. I have a store to run.

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I’ve already managed to screw up my back after the last time I was suplexed to fix it.

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People shouldn’t be allowed to be fourteen feet tall.

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I took a picture of god before I took a selfie.

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Sea Urchin Sunday

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I feel threatened suddenly.

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My spine got fucking obliterated. Did I say something to warrant it? Maybe.

But did I actually deserve it? Obviously not.

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Ignoring that one, I fell asleep in the dirt /somewhere/ again. Still don’t wanna get up.