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sin is actually really cool and good for you

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youtube shorts will be like dimpy music while a ugly baby goose is tripping and falling over and then transitions to the same music but slower and bass boosted and its a adult swan with walking with swag

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Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year

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love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients

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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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[getting yelled at by a new york deli employee to hurry up with my order] ohhhh i get it this is a ‘tsundere’ cafe

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I just killed 87 women #misogynist

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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

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“women don’t have the capacity for misogyny” have you ever met a mother

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Thanks for the important lesson Phoenix

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mirror selfie

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Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer

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having a bunch of posts queued up while knowing i’m about to be somewhere i wont really have access to online for awhile makes me feel like a mother leaving a bunch of premade meals in the fridge so her children don’t starve. Except instead of like. Something important like food they're uh. Well.

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In wigan it occupies a culturally significant third gender role, much like gravy

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i didn’t understand the black eyed peas when i was a child but as an adult they’re a very fascinating group to me. the way will i am talks about partying and the club is like he’s relaying information he received from secondary sources