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Tanya: Hey.

Little Sophie: Hey.

Tanya: Sorry you couldn't come to the wedding, it was no kids.

Little Sophie: It's okay, I'll go to your next one.

Tanya: Wow.

Donna: She just means when she's not a kid anymore.

Little Sophie: She knows what I mean.

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This is too cute🫶🥹

Get...MABEL-FIED!!!!!!

She goes easy on Ford, Stan loves it, and Dipper hates it.

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Sam: Sasalele?

Donna: You idiot, it says "Sale Sale".

Rosie: Sasalele.

Donna: YES BABE, IT'S SASALELE!

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Donna: Those are poisonous, so no one eat them.

Rosie: ... Yeah, duh (she already ate some)

Donna: ... Go throw up.

Rosie: I didn't eat any.

Donna and Tanya: Go throw up!

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Tanya: You know there's a rumor going around?

Donna: What, that we're gay for eachother?

Tanya: Yeah.

Rosie: OMG TWIZZLER GUMMIES!

Donna: No, see, I'm straight, but if there was a woman I would marry, it'd be Rosie.

Tanya: How do you feel about that Rosie?

Rosie: ... It's not helping with the rumors.

Tanya: I think the kiss you guys shared on my birthday isn't helping with the rumors.

Donna: Yeah, I just hate that she didn't give me enough tounge.

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Tanya: I didn't punch him because he's gay. I punched him, and he happened to turn out to be gay afterwards

Harry: I was gay when you punched me

(I don't really know why Tanya punched Harry)

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Harry: This town is big enough for the two of us.

Tanya: doesn't the saying normally go "This town ISN'T big enough for the two of us. "

Harry: well Yeah, yeah but we can share, I'm okay with it, you're my best buddy anyways

I love them so much😭🫶

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Donna: My mother was the kind of mother who always said she was her daughters "Best Friend".

Donna: Whenever she did I thought, Great

Donna: Not only do I have a sh*tty mother, mother, my best friend's a loser b*tch

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Little Sophie: Auntie Tanya.

Tanya: Yes Sophie?

Little Sophie: what's an alcoholic?

Tanya: well, you see those two bird up their? An alcoholic would see four.

Little Sophie: Auntie Tanya, there's only one bird up there.

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Tanya: Oops, got your mental illness!

Donna: You give that back, that was a gift from my mother.

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Donna: you know how growing up we all have that voice inside our head, that tells us we're not good enough?

Tanya: ...

Rosie: ...

Donna: well mine was outside my head, driving me to school

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Tanya: Go to bed it's 3:00 AM.

Rosie: If you don't you're going to hate yourself in the morning.

Donna: Jokes on you, I'm going to hate myself in the morning regardless.

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Tanya: I Prevented a murder today.

Donna: Really, how?

Tanya: Self-control.

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Rosie: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Donna: You're a hazard to society.

Tanya: And a coward, do 20.

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Rosie: Truth or Dare?

Tanya: Truth.

Rosie: I dare you and Donna to kiss.

*Tanya and Donna kiss*

Rosie: You picked truth.

Tanya: I know what I picked

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Flight Attendant: Now before we take off please ensure that all small items are secured.

Tanya: *Laughing*

Donna: What?

Tanya: Do you feel safe?

Donna: I will hit you!

(Yes, this is a ship)

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I love this ship so much🫶

Donna Sheridan x Tanya Cheshamleigh

Danya or Tonna. I don't know.