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i actually think its incredibly funny that people can just log on to the internet and get in a fight with a guy in another country. what a privileged time we live in. you used to have to go to war to do that

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rest in fucking piss

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make that canon white girl non-white!

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call me zac because idk what the efron with me

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daily reminder that there is absolutely nothing normal about being expected to waste a majority of your life at a corporation to survive instead of indulging in better life experiences ✨

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it's important to me that people know the original "he would not fucking say that" was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn't hit the same without context.

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can someone invent a type of letting go that actually feels good instead of feeling like your soul is getting ripped out via large intestine

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god forbid i update my boyfriend on what im doing while hes at work

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i wish i could teach fruit flies how to kill themselves

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just the usual

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stop being mean to clowngirls right now

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Okay so you know that Kinda Fucked Up Person™ feeling when like. Someone is nice to you at the exact right resonant frequency to make all the hairs on the back of your neck stand up

And it’s not even that they’re creepy or inappropriate but being around them gives you… like. That “someone is walking on your grave” type feeling?

What IS that, and is there a word for it? Because “pathological heebie-jeebies” isn’t getting me anywhere