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debating not turning up to a meeting with my bank because i am ashamed of my balance

... £2....

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my favorite Millennial Thing™ is when a group of us are standing around and talking and someone asks a question that no one knows the answer to and suddenly it’s a race to get out your phone and google it and be the first to know, and then someone starts reading the Wikipedia article about the thing aloud to everyone else, and what started as a casual conversation is now A Learning Opportunity and we all walk away a little more knowledgeable about a random topic

Like, Boomers hate when we do that, but I think it’s one of the best things about us.

So long as we have internet or a cell signal, all of the world’s collective knowledge is at our fingertips, and damned if we aren’t going to use it.

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me: i don’t think t’challa should have to put up with any of the avengers, he seems so above their petty drama

me: except thor. i want t’challa to become best friends with thor.

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this image by j.c. leyendecker is the absolute epitome of wlw/mlm solidarity

look at the two of them. dressed to the nines. silks from france and cotton from egypt. chanel on them both. they’re at a party neither of them was invited to, but so damn good looking that no one in their right mind would turn them away at the door. the woman - titties free under that dress, scoping out women in salacious flapper dresses in gloves created from 100,000 insects’ life work. the man - smoking a cigarette he took out from the mouth of one of the millionaires at the party, saying nothing but giving him a slow smile and a wink. the flower in his lapel is fake. dying plants in your clothing is such a hideous fashion. the both of them haven’t spoken to anyone there, though everyone has tried. they stand on the stairs staring at the heterosexual proles gathered below them together, and the two of them wonder if those fools realize that they’re outclassed, that in every way, they’ve been outdone. they leave early with a bottle of champagne in each fist, and no one stops them.

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On the not-so-rare occasions where he’s fighting other heroes, Spidey’s abilities, and his speed in particular, have often left his opponents dumbfounded.

Deadpool once expressed his surprise at Peter’s speed after the latter beat him up viciously (1). After Spidey webbed him up, Nightcrawler caught himself thinking that he was awesome (2). Watching Peter’s moves, Reed Richards couldn’t help but let a word of amazement escape his lips, right before Spidey took him down with a single kick to the throat (3).

(Source : (1) Deadpool vol.2 #19, (2) Marvel Super-heroes Secret Wars #3, (3) Civil War #7)

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i’m just gonna say it

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Rule one of fandom: there are some things that only exist for us.

Don’t send actors fics

Don’t give them explicit art ever

Don’t tag them in rpf questions or theories

Don’t try to bring them into fandom drama of any kind

Don’t hold them responsible for what the producers and writers decide

They’re still people.  They have private lives, which do not include fandom.

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godspeed you tiny emperors

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every month brings us closer to season 2 of AG and i for one will riot if we don’t get a season 3 afterwards too

let this show come to a natural conclusion and not get fucking cancelled like every other show i’ve dared to enjoy

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local tech boy obsessed with doing stupid charts for his hyperfixation. more at 11

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Found this on the Asexual ACES FB page and it seemed helpful since this can get confusing.

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lil matt damon SNAPPED

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it costs $0.00 to stop shipping siblings romantically