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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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We haven't talked about the Thunderbolts making fun of John Walker to its full potential.

John is running on the treadmill at the gym, like he always does.

You can see it on Yelene's face when it comes to her: "John Runner"

Ava hears her.

It sticks.

John hates it.

The next day John is making breakfast for everyone, Ava goes "Thanks, John Cooker"

"Ha ha, so funny, Ghost"

Alexei hears her, he thinks she's hilarious. So later when they are training, Alexei cheers him up, "Looking good, John Fighter!"

John is so done.

He can't believe even Bob is into this. They have corrupted Bobby.

"John Thinker! John Thinker!" Bob yells pointing at him.

All he did was to get lost in his thoughts after their meeting, he was frowing. He can't even have a minute in peace.

The next day no one come up with a name for him. They are just wrapping things up, Bucky just gave them the last details. He's ready for a shower and get in bed, he grabs his things walking off the room.

"John Walker!"

He stops, turns around to Bucky. There's a knowing grin on his face.

The room explodes with laugher.

John rolls his eyes.

He hates them (fondly).

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Do you want to cosplay Kris from Deltarune because you like the character, or you wanna soft-launch being non-binary and need an excuse?

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Hi, I noticed your story has conflict in it, and I was wondering why you didn't just write people who are right doing everything correctly with a note saying "I enthusiastically co-sign everything in this story"? Must be some kind of mistake haha

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Since Duolingo is doing all that shit with AI, ive decided to share my greatest secret on how I’ve kept a streak for so long

If you just turn the date back on your device then you can go and do a lesson to make up for it and it keeps your streak without using a streak freeze. I’ve forgotten about it for over a week before and still gotten it back, even when it says it’s gone forever.

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When I was in Alaska with my family they got mad at me cause every little rocky beach or creek we saw i kept saying “this would be a good place to find a dead body”. Like not a good place to dump one, but a good place to find one. “boom- Laura Palmer, right there” I’d say, and none of them would get it

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GUYS THE TRAILER FOR WAKE UP DEAD MAN HAS THE SONG “O Death” AN OLD COUNTRY SONG ABOUT HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH DEATH

I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THE GIFT OF PROPHECY

Knives out: Southern belle takes on a complicated mystery about rich people

Glass Onion: TWO southern belle’s take on a complicated mystery about rich people

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WE LOVE YOU PEDRO

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YOURE TELLING ME THAT IN A UNIVERSE WHERE PEGGY BECOMES CAPTAIN CARTER THAT HER VERSION OF THE WINTER SOLDIER IS STEVE???????

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I love when something happens and I get to watch 20 different commentary YouTubers talk about it

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I love this deleted scene from TFATWS so much because Bucky is literally the one "friend of your uncle's" that shows up at family gatherings and all the kids love him

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For a while, I didn’t realize that Bucky was basically frozen in between mission for all those years, so I just thought he didn’t age and was just fucking around in between missions.

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it would be really funny if Bob gained control of his powers, both Sentry and Void, and the thunderbolt could just be like

“Bob, send this dude to the shadow realm”

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How I feel after saying 'Yelena' 'Natasha' and 'Alexei' with an accent

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and if I said the Thunderbolts are more of a family than the Avengers were