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Writing Prompt: Your OCs play Mario Kart

“I want to be Peach!”

“Well tough because I got her first”

“Guys can you just be quiet please it’s only Mario Kart, Sergei, let Sage play as Peach, she got it first”

“This is homophobic”

“Sergei for fucks sake we’re all queer” Rosemary said, head in hands.

“Okay, has everyone chosen their characters and karts?” Malcom sighed, having seen that Turpin was now teasing Sergei for god knows what, “okay, I don’t care I’m starting without you”

“Wait!” Sergei shouted and jumped back to his seat, clutching his controller like it was a wild animal, about to run off at any moment. 

“Alright, lets go” Malcom started the race between him, Sergei and Sage. 

“Thank god, I was contemplating making you all play Stardew Valley instead” Caius said, from xeir position upside down on the couch. 

“No one wants your weird farming game Caius” yelled Turpin and Rosemary, in the middle of watching the race (well Turpin was watching, Rosemary had made toilet paper pom-poms and was trying to hype up Sage). 

“None of you have any taste you know that?”

“Caius please be quiet I’m in the lead”

“Wait no you’re not, I’m in the lead” Sage said incredulously.

“I still have dibs on Peach, that’s me who’s winning” 

Sage rolled her eyes in a way that would make a medical professional concerned that they were close to popping out of her head. Sage was indeed still in first, with Sergei close behind (playing as Waluigi, to his dismay, Turpin had grabbed his controller and pranked him), but Malcom (Isabelle from Animal Crossing) was eating dust so to speak. “Why did you choose rainbow road anyway?“ Sergei said, trying to stop himself falling off the dangerous bends. 

“Better question, why did we let Caius choose?” asked Malcom.

“It’s pride month” Caius and Sage said in unison.

Those idiots planned this, he thought.

“It’s July??” Sergei said, tongue stuck out in concentration.

“That’s Pride Month 2: Electric Boogaloo” Rosemary said, rubbing her head with one hand, still clutching the diy pom-poms in another. 

“Oooh, final lap, this is where friendships are broken” Turpin announced gleefully.

“That is so morbid of you” Caius looked at him like they were gum on the bottom of xeir steel tipped boots. 

“You love me for it” Turpin flirted, sticking his hands under their chin and fluttering his eyelashes. 

“WHAT?!” Sage’s cry broke the beautiful domestic moment as Malcom soared past her and took first place. 

“How- how could you?” Sergei said, emotionally broken. 

“Power to the people, blue shell, the worker’s champion” Malcom said, unable to keep the smugness out of his voice. 

“I can’t believe you’ve done this, first you allow Peach to be taken away from me, now this” Sergei was a shell of a man. 

“Malcom, you-“ Sage was cut off by Rosemary rubbing her shoulders, and she resigned to slumping back and sitting against her wife’s legs instead, but not without a very audible humph. 

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Writing Prompt: Your OCs play Mario Kart

“I want to be Peach!”

“Well tough because I got her first”

“Guys can you just be quiet please it’s only Mario Kart, Sergei, let Sage play as Peach, she got it first”

“This is homophobic”

“Sergei for fucks sake we’re all queer” Rosemary said, head in hands.

“Okay, has everyone chosen their characters and karts?” Malcom sighed, having seen that Turpin was now teasing Sergei for god knows what, “okay, I don’t care I’m starting without you”

“Wait!” Sergei shouted and jumped back to his seat, clutching his controller like it was a wild animal, about to run off at any moment. 

“Alright, lets go” Malcom started the race between him, Sergei and Sage. 

“Thank god, I was contemplating making you all play Stardew Valley instead” Caius said, from xeir position upside down on the couch. 

“No one wants your weird farming game Caius” yelled Turpin and Rosemary, in the middle of watching the race (well Turpin was watching, Rosemary had made toilet paper pom-poms and was trying to hype up Sage). 

“None of you have any taste you know that?”

“Caius please be quiet I’m in the lead”

“Wait no you’re not, I’m in the lead” Sage said incredulously.

“I still have dibs on Peach, that’s me who’s winning” 

Sage rolled her eyes in a way that would make a medical professional concerned that they were close to popping out of her head. Sage was indeed still in first, with Sergei close behind (playing as Waluigi, to his dismay, Turpin had grabbed his controller and pranked him), but Malcom (Isabelle from Animal Crossing) was eating dust so to speak. “Why did you choose rainbow road anyway?“ Sergei said, trying to stop himself falling off the dangerous bends. 

“Better question, why did we let Caius choose?” asked Malcom.

“It’s pride month” Caius and Sage said in unison.

Those idiots planned this, he thought.

“It’s July??” Sergei said, tongue stuck out in concentration.

“That’s Pride Month 2: Electric Boogaloo” Rosemary said, rubbing her head with one hand, still clutching the diy pom-poms in another. 

“Oooh, final lap, this is where friendships are broken” Turpin announced gleefully.

“That is so morbid of you” Caius looked at him like they were gum on the bottom of xeir steel tipped boots. 

“You love me for it” Turpin flirted, sticking his hands under their chin and fluttering his eyelashes. 

“WHAT?!” Sage’s cry broke the beautiful domestic moment as Malcom soared past her and took first place. 

“How- how could you?” Sergei said, emotionally broken. 

“Power to the people, blue shell, the worker’s champion” Malcom said, unable to keep the smugness out of his voice. 

“I can’t believe you’ve done this, first you allow Peach to be taken away from me, now this” Sergei was a shell of a man. 

“Malcom, you-“ Sage was cut off by Rosemary rubbing her shoulders, and she resigned to slumping back and sitting against her wife’s legs instead, but not without a very audible humph.