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I want to flick him into a wall

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I have a confession to make... it took me an embarrassingly long time with the Date Everything demo to realize that the noises when I carelessly run headfirst into a closed door are DORIAN grunting, not the player character... sorry, Dorian!

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i literally dgaf (tears in my eyes, gripping the counter so hard it cracks, checking the steam page every five minutes)

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meeting nightmare in date everything

skylar: oop content aware alert, this guys spooky

me: oh ok, i like spooky i can handle this one

nightmare: oh? you want a description of bugs crawling all over you?

me: NEVERMIND ACTUALLY

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woaw thats me

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wdym you don’t like Shoto Todoroki? you must simply not understand his autistic swag like i do

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the "follow your ex best friend on instagram even though u haven't talked to them in years" demons are taking over my brain

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I made this to test out the posca pens I just got and to celebrate the announcement of the switch 2! 🐶🐭🎮

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started working in an college admissions call center. here r some highlights:

girl: hi im calling to reach out about the fact that im unenrolling

me: oh, ok, do you need help or- *call ends*

me: ?????????

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same woman calling me three different times, i guess not realizing that she's talking to the same person, and interrogating me abt the safety of my school with the same exact questions every time. she asked if we have a buddy system for freshman, and also said repeatedly that he's not allowed to go off campus ever if he comes here (we're in a city). i tell her that i personally have never felt specifically unsafe here, and she tells me that im lying. okay i guess.

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same woman ^ got mad at me for not knowing something. she goes on about how she used to work in admissions and how its impossible that what im saying is true. maam. im a student who literally just started yesterday, and also. from the questions you've spent the past hour asking me clearly you have no idea how college works i fear

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alumni called and lectured me about ear health for 20 minutes, then gave me a link to his ear health pamphlet. educational

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almost every single one of my calls is me going "yeah so. if you google (college name) (whatever stupid question they just asked) it will actually bring you right to the form that you need to fill out. yeah. crazy i know."

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person: hi (insert question)

me: ok cool can i have literally any info about you

person: no *call ended*

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me: (its like. 9:30 on a monday) hi how can i help you?

person: yeah i called friday and you said id get a response and i still haven't gotten a response

me: mmmmm (remembering they called like. 30 minutes before we closed on friday, and we aren't open on weekends) rightrightright. so sorry. definitely our fault.

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almost forgot how to draw them

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getting excited thinking i got a message and its a prn bot

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hmmmmmmm i have an essay due tomorrow night that i wont have a lot of time to work on during the day bcus i have class 11-2 and then work 4-9...... but also...... instead of working on it today i could draw and play minecraft........ many decisions to make

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Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well

PLEASE DON’T LET THIS FLOP AHHHH

1. What is you middle name? 2. How old are you? 3. When is your birthday? 4. What is your zodiac sign? 5. What is your favorite color? 6. What’s your lucky number? 7. Do you have any pets? 8. Where are you from? 9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you? 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12. What was your last dream about? 13. What talents do you have? 14. Are you psychic in any way? 15. Favorite song? 16. Favorite movie? 17. Who would be your ideal partner? 18. Do you want children? 19. Do you want a church wedding? 20. Are you religious? 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 24. Baths or showers? 25. What color socks are you wearing? 26. Have you ever been famous? 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? 28. What type of music do you like? 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 31. What position do you usually sleep in? 32. How big is your house? 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 34. Have you ever fired a gun? 35. Have you ever tried archery? 36. Favorite clean word? 37. Favorite swear word? 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 39. Do you have any scars? 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 41. Are you a good liar? 42. Are you a good judge of character? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 44. Do you have a strong accent? 45. What is your favorite accent? 46. What is your personality type? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 48. Can you curl your tongue? 49. Are you an innie or an outie? 50. Left or right handed? 51. Are you scared of spiders? 52. Favorite food? 53. Favorite foreign food? 54. Are you a clean or messy person? 55. Most used phrased? 56. Most used word? 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 58. Do you have much of an ego? 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 60. Do you talk to yourself? 61. Do you sing to yourself? 62. Are you a good singer? 63. Biggest Fear? 64. Are you a gossip? 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 66. Do you like long or short hair? 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 68. Favorite school subject? 69. Extrovert or Introvert? 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 71. What makes you nervous? 72. Are you scared of the dark? 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 74. Are you ticklish? 75. Have you ever started a rumor? 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 77. Have you ever drank underage? 78. Have you ever done drugs? 79. Who was your first real crush? 80. How many piercings do you have? 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ 82. How fast can you type? 83. How fast can you run? 84. What color is your hair? 85. What color is your eyes? 86. What are you allergic to? 87. Do you keep a journal? 88. What do your parents do? 89. Do you like your age? 90. What makes you angry? 91. Do you like your own name? 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? 94. What are you strengths? 95. What are your weaknesses? 96. How did you get your name? 97. Were your ancestors royalty? 98. Do you have any scars? 99. Color of your bedspread? 100. Color of your room?

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If anyone wants me to say my opinion on a character with this bingo

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can you guys reblog this with your birth month and favorite mha character i’m trying to test something

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A helping hand