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it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex 

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Nico Rosberg:

Max (left) and Lewis (right):

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so a racist got utterly demolished in less than 30 seconds on the New Zealand morning news on Monday and it’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen

who knew a white guy could be capable of such an iconic response, he knows what’s up and is having none of that shit, every other white guy take notes tbh

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I dont want a career and I hate working. There I said it

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…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room

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This the kind of energy we keeping for the rest of the year.

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these take you for a ride.

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Me @ myself:

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I regret to inform you I’m #motogp trash.

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do you ever wake up and just crave intimacy? Like you’d give anything to have woken up with someone’s arms around you and to be able to feel their breath on your neck? Idk i’m lame

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The shade

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ANTI-BARFING SPIKES.

This is why they have such a problem with plastic bags. It’s because the unique structure of their esophagus makes it so that they can’t get rid of them.

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a short PSA on titties!!!

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male moans are really important to me like goddamn make some noise pump up the volume christ just moan its very hot

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If you are scrolling through Tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about, or you’re looking for a sign. It is going to be okay. Just breathe. You are alive and you matter. 

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sir that is my emotional support male celebrity that i direct all of my male attraction towards bc he is a highly idealized man that is safe to lust after because he cannot hurt me!!!!!!!

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holding hands with someone is actually the most outrageous form of casual intimacy!!! it makes me fucking crazy!!!! like you’re just walking together and you hold onto eachother just because you like being close?? the tenderness!!!!! the romance!!!!! i’m losing my mind