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Dude sleeping out in the grass is the best thing ever. Don’t sell it short; anything with nature is the best thing you can do. Just use some chemical free sunscreen and stay smart and hydrated. But if you want more excitement you have so many ways to get it.

Well to be honest I guess I’m kind of a boring person. Although I do enjoy walking. And I do go out but just never to actually do things. Besides sleeping  in the grass or something. 

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You mean how smoking pot helps with depression, bipolar, anxiety, chronic pain, and autoimmune diseases? And seeing as I eat a purely vegan, balanced diet with limited processed foods, ride my bike everywhere, and only use natural shampoo and conditioner, I’m not too worried about my health and well-being. And seeing how playing football actually lowers your life expectancy, I wouldn’t lecture me on health. But thanks for your “concern”.

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No. And why would we celebrate someone dying? Nah, it’s a time people started to smoke weed in this one town and word spread. So 420 is like the international number for pot smoking. And it helps block out the bad on April 20th. It’s cool.

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Now it makes sense that it didn’t ring a bell. Why is it such a big deal for you? Did some famous weed farmer die on that day or something?  

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I love staying in as much as the next person, but you totally need to get out more. It’s fun. And it’s warming up so it’s even a perfect time to bike and walk and stuff!

I never had any reason to go out. I didn’t even have much of a reason this time either, but it felt amazing to just go out and do whatever.

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You mean the Ides? Aren’t they the 15th? Shouldn’t you know that shit?

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Of course. But hey, even the lovely Miss Cher Horowitz says it’s cool to get baked at parties. And that’s all I did today.

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I mean, I’ll always go to Glee club but I rarely learn anything at school, no. Yeah, I have no idea what a showcase is or how we’re supposed to sing or like...what it will all involve. I do know Miss July scares me. 

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Hopefully, it won’t be a glee club day. I know that our showcase is coming up. I have no clue what this is though. Don’t worry, you won’t miss much there, anyways. You would probably learn more with your friends.  

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...I mean, I guess them just assuming I’m high somewhere else is better than them thinking I’m pregnant seeing as I have no idea who would even be my baby daddy. That’d be so weird. Like, virgin birth.

Well, today is and was the best ya know ‘cause 420. Britt had a huge party and it was awesome. But besides that I’ve been the usual. Glee club, amnesty international, service, work, school. Nothing too special. Definitely no Disney trip! Did you meet Goofy? Or Pocahontas? She’s my fave!

Allow me to address the rumors ★

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This is the day where so many people let go of their inhibitions, too. You won’t believe who all showed up at Britt’s place today. It was wiiiild. I”m still feelin’ it.

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Well, I understand that, I guess I just don’t see the need for a day that’s just getting high in this day and age, though the history behind it is certainly intriguing. I mean, isn’t that what you guys do everyday? Is the high really that much more special on 4/20?

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Is this really the first time you’ve gone out? Like, ever? That’s kinda precious.

Going out was a bad idea. 

An extremely bad idea. I’m not regretting it one bit. I mean if I realized that felt this amazing, I would have started a long time ago. 

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...Did people really think you were pregnant just cuz you went away for a few days? Jeez, if they think that about you, I don’t wanna know what they think when I log off for a few days to chill. 

Welcome back, though!

Allow me to address the rumors ★

Greetings, adoring fans! I’m sure many of you have wondered why Miss Rachel Barbra Berry disappeared from your social media feeds over the past few days, and before I confirm my whereabouts, I’d first like to deny the ludicrous rumors that sprung up in my absence. 

No, I was not carted off to a juvenile detention center for any perceived crimes against my fellow McKinley High Student, Rebecca Jackson.

Nor was I admitted into a hospital to deal with any sort of medical condition that leads me to, for lack of more polite phrasing, ‘poop my pants’.

I have not been shipped off because I’m carrying Mr. Biff McIntosh’s child, and anyone who thinks I’d potentially sacrifice my body before my soccer career has even truly begun clearly doesn’t understand my devotion to my sport.

I also have not been forcibly removed from the school by my fellow glee club members for hogging all of Miss Cassandra July’s attention.

Now that we have that cleared up, I’m more than happy to share with you where I’ve been! While the rest of you have been no doubt busy with your schoolwork and extracurricular activities, I, Rachel Berry, was given the opportunity to travel to Disney World with my club soccer team to compete in an invitational tournament! 

We of course carried home first place after several harrowing matches against the best teams the country has to offer, and I’d be more than happy to show loyal fans pictures of my trophy and give them the details of my epic victory. I look forward to rejoining you all in class now that I’m caught up and settled back into the daily routine of McKinley High, and I’d like to remind all members of the glee club to practice your scales so that you can try to be on my level during rehearsal sometime soon!

- Rachel Barbra Berry ★

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You know it, dude! I’m so ready for a day devoted solely to blazing.

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Color me fucking exited already, we’re going to blaze that day, you with me? 

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We always do. It’s a fun time and I doubt most of us will even deal with school that day.

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Congratulations? I’m sure you and your friends are going to have a blast. 

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There are a ton of different stories I’ve heard. Basically what I know for sure is that 4:20 became the time people would meet to et high in one town in the 70s and it just kept growing from there. I’d rather celebrate that and have a blunt than associate the day with like Hitler’s Bday/Columbine’s anniversary and stuff.

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I’ve never understood the hype around 4/20. What makes it so much more special than any other day to get high?

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Always! It’s gonna be so fun! Nah, I haven’t heard of any party so you should probably plan one! We should get Joe to bring his massive bong; it gets me so stoned every time! Like, super blazed.

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What? Am I supposed to be ashamed of what I am? Because I refuse to be, whether it’s “classy” or not. Plus I never claim to be classy. I do claim to actually have fun, though.

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You know, April 20th? 4/20? It’s kind of a big deal to anyone who smokes.

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420?