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i will raise my children traditionally

the oldest will have a ruinous military career and develop a tendency to recklessness, alcoholism and anger management issues the middle one will be a brilliant student with strong atheist inclinations and casual demonic hallucinations the youngest will be an angel prone to hysteria turned tsaricide by circumstances

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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You belong with me. 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤

Letter on my site :)

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"There are legends of people born with the gift of making music so true, it can pierce the veil between life and death. Conjuring spirits from the past and the future." SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

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when all these mfs are like but we'll never get to experience rep era!!!! sorry like

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Zayn followed Louis back on instagram - 25.05

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louist91: Pura Vida

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THAT SURE WAS A FUCKING RIDE HUH

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Shut the fuck up

I needed this. thank you so much

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“maybe men wouldn’t fall down the alt right pipeline so easily if feminists were nicer” yesss women famously got our rights by saying “pretty please? 🥺 with a cherry on top? 🥺🥺🥺” and the men were really nice and said “omg yes of course 🫰🏻”

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Nasha Barridge loving every version of Mickey while fiercely protecting his personhood and also saving a baby alien creature with her TEETH. I adore her.

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Why yes, I am pretentious, thank you for asking.

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