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imo

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Whos gonna tell them They're Margaret's sidekicks.

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love this promo pic sooo much but particularly bc harry morgan is the only one in shorts for no good reason

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So I really like "Radar writes the in-universe version of MASH" as a headcanon, but Frank writes a thinly fictionalized memoir of his time in the 4077th to inspire a future generation of Army doctors and it becomes a smash hit in the 60s because people think it's a satire when it's really just his incredibly skewed perspective.

His protagonist Ernest Frost is a tough no-nonsense country doctor who learned frontier medicine on his pappy's knee and has to learn how to work with hot shot draftees from the big city hospitals and their fancy shmancy techniques. He either amalgamates BJ and Trapper into one character ("TJ") or he like just switches the characters half way through (JT becomes TJ) and spends like half a page explaining then never mentions it again and people think this is commentary on how the army turns everyone into replaceable cogs. He writes himself into a tragic love triangle between Ernest's loving but cold wife and the passionate but unpredictable nurse he meets in Korea, but critics always note the homoerotic tension between Ernest and his bratty rival "Pathfinder Polk". Some well meaning high school freshman sends him handwritten gay fanfic about his self insert and his Hawkeye expy and he literally has a stroke. He's portrayed by Alan Alda in a popular TV adaptation of his novel.

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M*A*S*H S10 E11 // The Birthday Girls (Me and Margaret)

One's birthday always consists of "It's so over" to "We're so back"

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obsessed w this dramatic expression but i get it like dear god what HAS he been drinking from charles’ cognac bottle

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I think tumblr would enjoy this text I got from my mom

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S3E12 "A Full Rich Day" / S4E2 "Change of Command"

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section 8? more like section ate am i right

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M*A*S*H 1.03 • Requiem for a Lightweight

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i’m obsessed w the fact that klinger seemingly gets his own tent so he has space for the the klinger collection… so curious if he started out with roommates or if there was just. an executive decision made for him lol