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ya novel about a teenage girl in wigan who discovers she can distinguish pea wet from gravy

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callout post for my roommates who have decided to start writing lyrics for the hypothetical star wars musical ‘Glup Shitto’ written and dir by lin manuel miranda who also plays the titular glup shitto

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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

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the culturally american past time of sitting in your car alone for no reason

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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found this on reddit you know what i have to do

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the part that scares me most about the supernatural fandom is when they need a certain gif to add to a post they know exactly where to find it or know exactly what episode of any of the nine whole seasons to make one

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Fairytale Seinfeld. Elaine pretends to be mute to date a guy exclusively into mermaids. Jerry haggles for a parking space with Rumplestiltskin. George gets “Hansel and Gretled.” Kramer inherits magic beans.

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through pure random chance someone said "jerma rip your shirt open" and he said no i like this shirt. let me put one over it and rip that instead. and he gave the nation of mexico an eternal gift

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doing my part by being in my 20s and not getting married HOLD THE LINE

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"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

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No i havent outgrown it because i had great taste at 7 years old