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BELLS HELLS: pink pony club

happy pride month to my beloved all canonically queer party <3

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As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.

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The crux of the anti trans movement is a war on bodily autonomy. They don't want you to have any agency over what you look like, how you dress, who you date, whether to have kids, etc.

They want total control over you. Not just trans people. Not just queer people. You. Everyone.

Trans people are just a scapegoat. They want total control over everyone's self expression. They want the right to mold you into their perfect little cog in their dehumanizing machine.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility. Our rights are your rights. Our destruction is your destruction.

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for those who didnt watch live i want yall to know that this was completely unprompted

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...Vax being back means that he's going to need to confront the fact that Scanlan named his son after him. But not in a 'oh, I'm touched, omg' sort of way.

In a 'YOU NAMED YOUR SON WILHAND'ILDAN AND EVERYONE CALLS HIM FUCKING WAX' sort of way.

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The Knowing Mistress to Vecna: Become human so i can fist figth you in the Taste of Tal’Dorei parking lot

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looking like the high school english department

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my guy, the point of your family being collateral damage for the gods really isn’t as strong as you think it is when you’re talking to a guy whose family was collateral damage for your cause

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"but aces and aros can be in relationships"

Yes, I know that, but do YOU know that aces and aros in relationships are still aces and aros? Do you internalize that? Are you aware that we don't just suddenly turn straight, or gay or anything else?

Yes, even demis

Are you aware that a sex repulsed asexual will still be sex repulsed even in a relationship, and so, might never fuck you?

Are you aware that a romance repulsed aro will still be romance repulsed even in a seemingly normative relationship and might not like doing typical romantic gestures and activities?

Are you aware that a sex neutral or positive asexual might not actually be sexually attracted to you at all even if they do fuck you?

Are you aware that a romance neutral or positive aro might not actually be romantically into you even if they are comfortable with typical romantic gestures?

Are you aware that our identities are just as permanent as yours?

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you go to college and no one wants to play warrior cats anymore. bitch we need to take back sunningrocks.

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Beau and Yasha: SEX

Imogen and Laudna: SEX

Fearne and Ashton: SEX

Dorian and Orym: what if we had the most heartwrenching moment possible as we finally divulge our feelings to one another and sit in the silence of each other's arms

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oh my god i keep forgetting about this, but when beau was showing off her abs and dorian didn’t really seem to care much???? until orym started asking about her routine, and then dorian looked SO JEALOUS as he tried to show off a bit,,, i swear he was looking directly at orym when trying to compare with beau. i lose it every time i remember this. he’s a DISASTER i’m obsessed with him

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Matt's just holding this pose while Caleb is telling Chetney he's been a fan since he was a child 🤣😭

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I have become insufferable

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ITS CANON BITCHES!!!!!!