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If I had a nickel for every time a Villain was introduced by giving the Protagonist a Plant. I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice.

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thinking about this scene in wandavision but it’s agatha “biting” nicky’s fingers & toes to make him laugh as a baby :(

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It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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A Character Analysis

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in the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit

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thank you kathryn, I'll be thinking about this forever.

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decentralize and clean up your life!!!

use overdrive, libby, hoopla, cloudlibrary, and kanopy instead of amazon and audible.

use firefox instead of chrome or opera (both are made with chromium, which blocks functionality for ad-blockers. firefox isn't based on chromium).

use mega or proton drive instead of google drive.

get rid of bloatware

use libreoffice instead of microsoft office suite

use vetted sites on r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH for free movies, books, games, etc.

use trakt or letterboxd instead of imdb.

use storygraph instead of goodreads.

use darkpatterns to find mobile game with no ads or microtransactions

use ground news to read unbiased news and find blind spots in news stories.

use mediahuman or cobalt to download music, or support your favorite artists directly through bandcamp

make youtube bearable by using mtube, newpipe, or the unhook extension on chrome, firefox, or microsoft edge

use search for a cause or ecosia to support the environment instead of google

use thriftbooks to buy new or used books (they also have manga, textbooks, home goods, CDs, DVDs, and blurays)

use flashpoint to play archived online flash games

find books, movies, games, etc. on the internet archive! for starters, here's a bunch of David Attenborough documentaries and all of the Animorphs books

burn your music onto cds

use pdf24 (available online or as a desktop app) instead of adobe

use unroll.me to clean your email inboxes

use thunderbird, mailfence, countermail, edison mail, tuta, or proton mail instead of gmail

remove bloatware on windows PC, macOS, and iOS X

remove bloatware on samsung X

use pixelfed instead of instagram or meta

use NCH suite for free software like a file converter, image editor, video editors, pdf editor, etc.

feel free to add more alternatives, resources or advice in the reblogs or replies, and i'll add them to the main post <3

last updated: march 18th 2025

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OH MY GOD - MOTHER FREAKING “HAHN WOODS”

If I go missing…. Just saying… 🤣

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can’t believe these idiots had a baby together 😭

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😍

Speaking of tight, your butt in Agatha. "That's a good segway, mommy loves to hear that!"

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hey guys i think it MIGHT be a month until art fight starts...

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I am spoiling the live action Lilo & Stitch. And I am doing it up front and plainly.

Do not fucking see this movie. Do not waste your money on this. Period.

They made Nani give Lilo up to the American government. They made Nani LEAVE Hawaii and pursue being a marine biologist. They made a native Hawaiian character give up her sibling to pursue a dream that she originally did not have. This is imperialist propaganda at its FINEST.

The original fucking movie is about family staying together. It's about indigenous people being able to stay with each other and stay in their home and be together! That's the whole fucking point! Nani is Lilo's last living relative on her homeland—it is jarring, it is disgusting and disturbing that Nani would not only leave her last blood relative alone, give her up to the very government that is harming native Hawaiians TODAY, but also travel to the "mainland" for her dream!

Not to mention, Nani's actress isn't fucking Hawaiian. She's much paler in photos and real life. They fucking darkened her for this movie.

Don't even get me started on the transgender subtext of Pleakley's "human" disguise from the original movie being completely erased in favor of him being played by a regular ass white man. Jumba doesn't have his accent, they made him more villainous, and his "human" disguise is a non-fat white man—which part of his original joke, I know, is that he was bigger and was more clumsy in the movie because of his size, but to have the main shape of his character completely removed is also fucking weird.

This live action movie is a desecration to the original. I encourage you to not see it, please. Don't give Disney any of your money on this one. Just watch the original. Please just watch the original.

The new message in the live action movie is disturbing and gross.

This is one of the most disrespectful live actions I've seen and heard of. I implore you to not watch it.

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@agathaallalongweek — day 6: soulmates/soulmarks

au in which your soulmate's familiar is tattooed somewhere on your body

(not everyone's a fan)

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@agathaallalongweek — day 5: rio gets injured

rio falls for agatha (literally) (again)

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Day 4: Teachers

"The Coven", a group of highschool teachers at Westview High have a problem. William Maximoff, nicknamed teen for his young age, has thrown a wrench in their usual schedule. Are they going to deal with it maturely while teaching their students how to properly deal with issues, or will they be not so mature? You'll have to wait and see 😁

Sorry this edit is coming so late in the day, I woke up with a KILLER migraine this morning and I hated this edit, but I couldn't find any other sounds that could fit the entire coven. If u wanna know my reasoning behind their roles just lemme know!!! LOVE YOUUUUU!!!!

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day 3: Vampire

Sorry y'all, you don't get a fic for this one because there are already so many FANTASTIC ones out there, and mine could never live up to it, so instead you get this silly goober 😋

Also, I know that this isn't how vampires work, I am a nerd after all, but for the sake of comedy, let's pretend this is how it works ☺️

I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!

art credit

@thezenanna (first 3)

@evgar (last 2)

SCP credits: fragmentpacks on insta

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day 2: Fake Dating

Agatha Harkness is on her last strike. One wrong move and she's written out of her mother's will, she normally wouldn't care, however, her mother is RICH as anything, and Agatha would prefer to not spend the rest of her life paying off student debt. Her mother is EXTREMELY homophobic, as expressed many times in the past, and if she catches Agatha messing around with one more girl, she can kiss her future goodbye. So Agatha does the only thing she can think of, she hires a boyfriend. At first it's awkward as anything, the two don't seem to have much in common and Agatha is disgusted by him. Once she gets him to use moisturizer and the two start to talk, they begin to bond. They're both in their mid 20's, they both love heavy metal, and they both LOVE rabbits. One day, while at a coffee shop, George bumps into an old friend, Rio Vidal. Agatha tries to play it cool, sure this girl is hot, but she can't risk it all now, she's come so far. However, her and Rio grow closer and closer as time passes. Will George continue to be Agatha's saving grace, or will she risk it all for this goddess she's just met?

Modern Day AU coming soon to an AO3 near you 😋