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In preparation for the draft tonight I embroidered a shirt for my (now) wife!

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very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"

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guy who invented western musical notation: so we're going 12 tones to an octave, named after letters of the alphabet. me: got it. A to L. inventor guy: that's not what i said

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YES! In honor of this, my 13th year at Tumblr, I'm gifting you with a perfect calendar! Spread this idea far and wide!

Here it goes:

12 months

Each month has exactly 30 days divided into 5 weeks

Each week has 6 days (still a 2 day weekend)

Every year the remaining days (be they 4 or 5) comprise A ONE WEEK PARTY

Let us remake the world!

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Word ?

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cant believe im a real person what the hell. the good lord will just make anybbody

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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot

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Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

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so many bands write songs about “relatable issues” that don’t resonate while the mountain goats write songs about issues no one has ever experienced before that are universal

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Me: I wonder what’s in room 46 in Blue Prince?

Google:

Me: Well now I’m more interested in THAT