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It’s so funny how capeshitters have such low standards they regard their villains being one dimensional strawmen the fascist ubermensch can defeat easily as a good thing. This is why their genre is dying, it’s amazing how it culturally tracks to what America sees as itself: the all powerful empire that isn’t threatened at all by China but can’t stop moaning about its propaganda network like… having a population educated enough to be reading actual books and not so fat and stupid they think watching superhero movies that give Zadslav a million dollar paycheck is a form of activism

"Maybe I'll kill that reporter who does all your interviews. Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent."

This is the most important line in the movie. I'm 100% serious. It tells you everything you need to know about Lex Luthor's character. It shows the audience that, despite being almost omnicognizant from the get-go, Luthor clearly has no fucking idea who Superman is, only what he does.

I've never seen anyone go from All-Knowing Evil to Absolute Fucking Loser so fast. In fifteen words he went from unstoppable criminal powerhouse to flailing manchild moron. He gave his Evil Dictator demonstration and then turned around, dropped his pants and showed his entire ass. He proclaimed his manifesto of unrelenting ego, turned around, slipped on a banana peel and landed on a whoopie cushion.

And he was so mired in his own sense of superiority that he never even knew it.

Lex Luthor, folks. Ten out of ten, no notes.

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He was always propaganda. It was only like that because the US Government was attempting to reform the economy. As soon as the Japanese entered it was bye bye to Superman versus the billionaires and hello Superman lazers nagasaki

Read a fucking comic man

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“If it ain’t broke” your last candidate literally was campaigning on it being broken and that she’d arrest, deport and kill more immigrants than Trump did

BTW this is why liberals like you aren’t respected at all. You’re fairweather socialists. You spent years bootlicking Biden’s fascist rhetoric, his taking advice on the border from fucking MTG for example:

And then as soon as Trump got elected you pretend you weren’t drooling over the Biden Border Death Squads. It literally went from “the REPUBLICANS are why the border is flooding with disgusting subhuman illegals” to “Kamala will not be as soft on illegals as Trump and Biden, she’ll stick them in ovens and burn them” overnight. Then it went from that to “now that Trump is in I HOPE he kills every MAGA voting immigrant” and then again flipped to “the border was never a problem, Kamala would’ve given us open borders and free healthcare and a communist utopia!”

Literally you guys will go back to frothing at the mouth about “college kids” (aka actual liberals, mostly nonwhite) ruining Newsom’s plans for Israel to genocide every baby in Gaza because “single issue voting is bad (unless it’s to stop Bernie)”

If it ain't broke, Trump'll break it. #immigration

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Except yknow it’s the leftists harassing jews for wanting a country away from people who want to genocide them

If it ain't broke, Trump'll break it. #immigration

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@crippled-peeper I love this because leftists only love immigration out of sheer contrarianism. The idea is fucking ridiculous because economically and population wise no country can sustain a populace of people who dont fucking pay tax

So literally what “leftists” want is for the working class to pay taxes and pay for healthcare, to pay that 100,000 for their child’s chemo, so someone who doesn’t pay taxes can get free healthcare. Because that’s currently what they support, instead of y’know the more rational choice of encouraging the free healthcare for citizens so less people illegally immigrate so more people can pay taxes which support the immigration

You can complain about racists and fascists all you like, you’re the one who wants to import infinite chuds from countries that hate you so they can get the benefits of the free healthcare YOU don’t have yet without having to pay tax, then they vote for Trump and for trans bans and then they leave before they can get deported. This has literally already happened, muslims voted for Trump to put you into a deathcamp. That’s what being a contrarian to common sense has got you: you laundered fascism

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Millenials do suck and gen z are all weirdo racists

From the media that brought you "Millennials are killing [insert industry here]" articles for years and years and years, now we have....

"Hey, Gen Z, we're gonna relabel vacations into something else now and tell you how you really should be wary of taking vacation because it might impact your financial future."

This is a goddamn dystopia, we know this, right?

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Very funny for people yo still be talking about antisemitism as if some 15 year old doing ((())) this is as bad as killing a bunch of kids to maintain land

A friend of mine from around here who is Very Christian and has never had a Jewish friend before was asking me some stuff about antisemitism today, and it made me realize that the ways people talk about various types of bigotry and racism are so designed to stump people about the nature and purpose of systems of oppression. "Why do people hate the jews so much?" is such a common refrain and while there have been many books and articles written pulling apart all the important contextual and historical things that can help people understand antisemitism SPECIFICALLY, what I ended up saying to my friend was this:

"Something to understand about antisemitism is it isnt just ideological. The expulsion of jews from various countries was very often a method of "legally" seizing their wealth when the church needed money. It has been historically an incredibly convenient source of both a group of people to blame and also an easy way to just... Be able to steal from people, lmao. It has served very concrete material purposes for churches and governments throughout history. Sometimes you have to approach asking those questions from a different angle because it often isnt about the hatred so much as it is about ... Redirecting energy and attention, right, like upholding structures that benefit those in power. The hatred is convenient because it allows those in power to take actions that would not be tolerated if the group in question were not considered to be Exceptional in their inhumanity. Like the undocumented immigrants now, asking "why do they hate the immigrants so much" isnt always a productive avenue of thought because the hatred is usually just... Useful. Rather it is more helpful to ask "Who does it benefit for these people to be treated this way" -> "what do they need to make the general public believe about that group of people in order to justify this treatment". I think sometimes we are made to think hatred of jews is special and rooted in something different than other hatred... It's not. I mean all types of racism etc are unique. But it very much is about justifying actions that benefit a ruling class in all instances, imo."

And she like totally got it!!! She was like "OH I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BUT THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE THANK YOU" I am very proud of myself lol :')

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Statistically “most women dont commit violent rapes and only men do that” is just a fact of life. I know you’re trying to tie it in with like patriarchal conservatism, but if you’ve met women who are violent rapists they probably get an erection when they put on a dress

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

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“New York Times says cutting off kids’ dicks is bad, but have you ever considered 100 years ago they said that Hitler will kill Jews?”

New York Times never changes.

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“It turns out everyone thinks wiping their ass is correct and wont agree with me, the anime gooner”

It turns out that actually standing by "men and women are not inherently very different" is a reliable way to bother absolutely everyone. Left or right, cis or trans, feminist or misogynist, all cling to the binary for dear life.

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https://www.tumblr.com/kombuchaclock/787895909446008832/my-mom-who-is-a-left-leaning-generally-feminist

This is hilarious.

“My mom told me boys were more rude, I was born a boy and this made me so angry I decided I’m going to be EVEN RUDER”

I also love this idea of “woman is sexist to men? Need to be more fight for women and be more feminist, because eventually women will realize that behavioral chemicals dont affect men at all, only watching cartoons, and then will demand all their female spaces be taken away!” Looney Tunes behavior

@kombuchaclock

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“Sure boys and girls might have way different cultural, biological and emotional realities than eachother but have you ever considered that some boys like transformers and some like ben 10? Checkmate mom!”

It turns out that actually standing by "men and women are not inherently very different" is a reliable way to bother absolutely everyone. Left or right, cis or trans, feminist or misogynist, all cling to the binary for dear life.

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More of the fourth character on the fourth row

PURGATORY (reboot) ALL RESIDENTS/BACKGROUND CHARACTERS (US, Canada, Europe, Eastern Europe, Caribbean Islands, South America, Africa, Middle East, Asia)

I really don't have a place to post this, so I'll just get back in this profile

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@senorincognito69 took an L so bad he deleted all his socials

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Gni-

Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

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@hopefultrashperfection @dead-generations it’s so funny how whenever these people say “im not expert but wasnt there an instance where this thing happened” and then turns out it’s literally a lie. We’ve seem numerous instances where fat 50 year old men have beat the Williams sisters, teenage boys beat expert soccer players and a trans woman punched the jaw off of a real woman and yet we’re supposed to believe because @3liza beat half of the cis men “she” participated with in unserious matches that the entirety of society is wrong

It’s weird to be so good at sports yet in so much medical debt. Dont you win money for that shit?

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These people will literally rather lose every election, have slavery come back, have all trans people shot in the head and women be forced into cattle breeding programs rather than admit “maybe thousands of years of evolution and research can’t be undone via anecdotal evidence and i’m just a fat bitch”

desegregate all sports now. no more gendered sports. its stupid

if you absolutely must, in primarily muscle force-based sports, create competitive classes like in boxing except separated by body comp, not just pure body weight. i mean, if you must. this will eliminate any tiny advantages in muscle mass. some will say basketball should have height classes but frankly some of the NBA's most impressive players were not tall so idk that this actually matters ever

the primary athletic impediment to all women is overwhelmingly cultural and psychological. i have won probably half the physical competitions with cis men that i have engaged in, friendly or otherwise. even without the benefit of a lifetime of people trying to make me throw or hit balls, i have won wrestling matches, sparring matches, funny backyard foam sword fights, video games, equestrian activities, dance, endurance tests of various kinds, etc. i'm small and weak. men think theyre stronger and more skilled than they are, women think the opposite about themselves

humans just arent that differently-sized or -shaped, as a species. we have almost no sexual dimorphism at all compared to the vast majority of other mammals.

animals that have similar levels of sexual dimorphism to humans, for example cats, dogs, and horses, do not generally have competitive events segregated by sex. the dog agility trials dont normally have separate leagues for male and female dogs (gendered competitions exist they're just unusual). because it doesnt matter. there is no kentucky derby 2 just for girl horses. thats not a thing

remove all gendered categories from online shopping websites and universalize clothing and shoe sizing. im sick of having to search two entirely different sections of ebay when im just trying to find a nice velvet loafer in size 39 EU. what the hell is "women's clothing"