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      max frowned lightly, looking at the menu of the bakery, holding onto his coat tightly, trying to escape the cold from the outside. “ hi uh... you’ve got any recommendations? i was supposed to bake a bunch of goods for my work’s christmas dinner and well... i didn’t so, i got to buy a bunch of stuff from you now, i’m afraid. “

Paiton placed a box of donuts on the counter, setting them up one by one on the serving platter, humming quietly to herself. She could hear the bell ring over the door. The person walked into the bakery and she looked up to greet them with a smiled. “Hey hon, what can I get ya?” She said, before even really realizing who she was talking to.

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       “ oh no, i get what you are saying. i’m right there with you man. seasonal depression is a real thing, suicide rates sky rockets during thihs time a year for a reason. also, i don’t know if this is like an unpopular opinion, but christmas stopped being fun after like, 2006. maybe the mayans were right and the world did end, this is just a simulation with crappy christmas. “

“I don’t understand why everyone seems so surprised when I say that I don’t like this time of year.” He rambled on. “Seasonal depression, an implicit pressure to spend time and money for people you may not like…plus it just sucks after you’re 13.” Collin shook his head. “Call me Scrooge I guess…I’m not a fan of this time of year.” 

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       “ i mean, it’s 2018, soon to be 2019, we can be both “ max smirked before shaking his head lightly. “ somos pendejos el 95% del tiempo, the worst part? society accepts that, it’s not right. if sexuality was a choice, men would be incredibly lonely because who wants to deal with all that crap? which is funny, most of the people who say it is a choice are straight man. it’s all very dumb. “

Boys need to learn that they can go from papi to pendejo real quick, and all of that just confirms that sexuality is not a choice because I still somehow like men even when they’re acting like bobo the fool most of the time.

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      “ oh, 100% agree with you there. also, incredibly inhumane. if having a big dog as a pet sometimes it’s inhumane because it doesn’t have the proper space to run around and be happy, imagine a wild feline that grows your size. and people keep wondering why so many pet tigers attack their owners and blame the animals. that’s on you for having a pet that isn’t supposed to be a pet “ max frowned lightly, tilting his head to the side slightly. “ though, when i was little one time i begged my mom to get me this tiger cub they were selling on a pet store in the middle of a mall. in my defence i was like five, but yeah... who sells a tiger cub in the middle of the MALL? that’s messed up. he was very cute, i got a picture with him... again, i was only five, i didn’t know what i was doing. “

“Well, not all cats are saying ‘i love you’ when they’re slow blinking!” Verner spoke enthusiastically, so very into it while he adjusted his thick-framed glasses “For example a house kitty could be saying that to a human it trusts–but if there’s a crouching tiger slow blinking at you from the other side of the fence it’s basically saying a different kind of ‘i love you’…it’s saying it would love to have you for dinner. Point is! Wild cats as pets is basically one hella stupid and outrageous concept!” he exclaimed, passionate as all hell. 

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      max’s hazel eyes shift from his phone to the person speaking to him, a thankful grin gracing upon his features in return of the offer, shoving the electronic device on his pocket. “ really, you don’t mind? you are a lifesaver, i haven’t had anything to eat today, so you are truly heaven sent “ he eyed  the bag on her hand before turning to the blonde, grinning widely “ how much will i owe you? “

Listen…she worked her butt off at the gym. There was no reason she couldn’t enjoy the hot chocolate and warm baked goods from the bakery just down the street. She deserved them after all. She walked proudly into the lobby with the box of goodies in hand, fully prepared to share. “Do you want a cookie? I think there are brownies too. They’re all delicious and warm.” 

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@mexicanchef: my country does this thing every year, where we encourage eachother to destroy our livers by drinking everyday from dec 12 to january 5th. if you need me, i'll be exercising my rights as a mexican in the nearest bar.

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“Oh, you’re in my blood like holy wine. You taste so bitter and so sweet. Oh, I could drink a case of you, darling, and I would still be on my feet.”

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Not dating, just benefits Wandering hands, lost feelings Hold me tighter, not close enough anymore Neck kisses, masked passion Breathing faster, less talking Vulnerability, no eye contact Just some fun, cut all my strings

‘were not together..’ (via mirrors-reflecting-poems)

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Diego Boneta shot by me for The New York Times

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I am eternally, devastatingly romantic, and I thought people would see it because ‘romantic’ doesn’t mean ‘sugary.’ It’s dark and tormented — the furor of passion, the despair of an idealism that you can’t attain.

Catherine Breillat  (via thatkindofwoman)