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“Yes my pussy coin is gonna be worth millions”

-Quackity

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“I was wearing ahorts that were so tight they were hurting my MASSIVE balls”

Sapnap

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“Why are you bald?”

-Dream

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“THIS IS WHY U HAVE MASSIVE BALLS SAPNAP”

-Quackity

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“FUCK OFF YOURE POPPING OFF”

-Dream to Sapnap

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“I consider myself an ass race enjoyer”

-Tubbo

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I can't believe Bo Burnham invented the indoors, that's awesome

- Ranboo

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“Quackity, you forget where you stand next to me. You are in my shadow. Act like it. Maybe it’s not a coincidence that every single idea you’ve ever had has failed under your guidance. You are a walking second place medal.

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*sobs*

Send this lovely bouquet of flowers to your favorite followers/mutuals 💐 Maybe it will put a smile on their face and brighten their day!! ✨💖💖💖💞💞 ILYSM!!

Aah thank you so much Mei!! I give you this bouquet of fresh flowers too!! ❤️❤️

ILYSM TOO!!!

Calling ☎️: @nullified-kiss @ikin-y0u @ravenina14 @chuuyasboots @lily-of-the-i-think-not @cloudoffloof @confusedinsominiac @allisonlol @adissapointmentlol @xaviera-cookies @jessbeinme15 @dreaming-of-ambedo @whorefordazai @atsushiscocksucker @shinys-bsd-world-1 + all the moots and followers I haven’t had the courage to talk to yet….<3

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“Even though I started as a gaslighter, I’m ending as a girlboss and that’s what’s important.”

-Tommyinnit

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Sneeg: He gives off ass particles.

Tommy: Ayy man you’ve got some real ass particles today!

Sneeg: Bro, your ass particles are showing, calm down!

Jack: You need to relax dude! Your ass particles are totally killing the vibe!

Sneeg: You’re getting your ass particles everywhere Chet, you’re ruining the party!

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Tommy: You wanna turn on Will everytime he has to stream?

Ranboo: NOOOO!! That’s not what I said. You keep doing this to me!

Tommy: I don’t keep doing you Ranboo.

Ranboo: NOO

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“WHY AM I A VEGETARIAN?”

-Tommyinnit

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“Multiple times, tommy has threatened to come steal my wife and give her to vikkstar as a present!”

-Philza Minecraft

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“I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed in everything you are.”

-Tommyinnit

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My theory is Techno is just standing there on top of that mountain, looking at all those blueprints, and sweating bc he’s just a lil piggy… he can’t read

And his bestie is a fucking bird who also can’t read

Dream’s gonna be in there forever bc he enlisted barn animals to break him out

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“We got visited by God, that was pretty cool.”

-Technoblade