medaknight4
medaknight4
The Awkward 19th Wheel
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On all levels except physical, I am a 90's Dixie cupold enough to rent a car / resident evil levels of brain fog, USA "who give a shit." -René Descartes
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Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it
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aha! you may have mistaken my statement of "women belong in the kitchen" as misogynistic, but you see, i think being in the kitchen is a good thing. women's innate desire to make sandwiches is a positive trait, and we all know if it's positive it doesn't count as a stereotype. i'm very smart and i know what feminism is.
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I wouldn't say I'm a lapsed cultist. I still accept the basic worldview--I believe that Cthulhu lies in R'lyeh in a deathlike sleep, I believe his Star-spawn shall one day cleanse the earth and usher in an age of shouting and killing and reveling in joy, yada yada--but I'm not, y'know, religious about it. Cthulhu has lied sleeping for, like, countless aeons, he's probably not waking up in my lifetime. I doubt giving up my Friday nights to chant "Cthulhu fhtagn" with a bunch of naked old guys in a basement is gonna wake him up any faster. I mean, if I ever have kids, I'll probably start going again, but that's more about teaching good morals.
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Ever since I was a little boy I knew I wanted to be a girl who is also at least 700lbs of titanium, pcb, and oil
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end my suffewing
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my girl
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Prehistoric Planet, but make it silly
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Stan: “I keep losing my money to this asshole”
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Based on a Twitter post that was Stan-coded. Ref below:
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The Sketch, London, February 7, 1912
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notice how everyone is horny today
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Men's 38-in-one night time sickness cold & flu shampoo & conditioner toothpaste and mouthwash combo (plus nourishing skin formula with hydrating aloe)
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Adding the little notes, alt-text, and image sources to the pages! It felt weird to read it without them
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With great power, comes great responsibility. I feel I have done well with collection development at the library this month.
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