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she said time is an abstract concept i said bitch where, she said underneath the illusion of existence i said bitch..none of this is real
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“Hey, there are 0 letters in the alphabet, right?” “No, there’s 26.” “oh, sorry, i must have forgotten The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog.. ;)” “What about R..” “How could i forget.. R u single..?”
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do i have any followers that are billionaires? children of billionaires? relatives or lovers of billionaires? how do i actually make this happen? i know you got the connects. inbox me
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someone, inevitably:
the 90′s were the best. No other era comes close. remember Wild Thornberries?? Cow and Chick???? Those were the tour de force. They’ll never make ‘em as well as they did back then
me:
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COVID-19 is not a joke and should be taken seriously
A former patient was so brain damaged afterwards that he wrongly believed he’d won an election that he actually lost by 7 million votes.
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