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go piss girl pride edition

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When Alther died she started to bake something and then realised she had nobody to bake for and then just stopped. She didn’t bake anything until Seps 11th birthday

We all know Marcia is horrible at talking about her feelings, so I choose to believe she instead deals with everything by stress baking

Back when she was an apprentice Alther would wake up to like. a cake in the kitchen and he would just Know it’s time to go calm Marcia down about whatever test she’s stressing out about this time <3

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No lie I always assumed this was the joke tbh

where even is count olaf the count of. it would be really funny if he wasn't an actual count and just decided to call himself that one day but for some reason everyone just went along with it

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RIP young Effie Trinket- you would have loved the Mamma Mia franchise😔

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SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP WITH YOU OH MY GOOOODODDDDDDDDD

I love Call the Midwife but all I can want is a prequel set in WW2.

Sister Monica Joan in her prime??

Sister Julienne and Sister Evangelina in the earlier stages of their career??

GIVE IT ALL TO ME. Show me them delivering babies during the blitz. Show me Poplar as it falls apart around them.

I don’t really want the 70s. I want the 40s. Show me what we haven’t seen.

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AHHHHHHHHHHH I saw a post about this very idea and went off on a tangent about it (the prequel) so I’m just gonna say again for those at the back- AHHHHHHHHHHH

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haymitch saying that “to her credit effie stayed by my side” and effie continuing to stay by his side for the next 25 years😭😭😭

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happy fagged out friday

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Haymitch: Our relationship is strictly professional. Effie, sitting on Haymitch’s lap: Absolutely. Only on business.

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the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

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Op I’m sobbing

I imagine at least one time throughout the 25 years Effie has personally had to clean Haymitch up.

He is drunk, has vomited all over himself and she has to help him in the shower. As she is about to undress him she thinks of her collouges and friends that has paid for the "company" of other victors.

"I won't hurt you". She promises

"I know that".

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u ever look at a shade of green and think "yes."

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personally i think you should be able to afford a place to live with a part-time job

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Bringing this back around AGAIN to say I was whorish and wrong before it’s actually Guess by Charlie XCX that’s playing

Morgan, gripping the car door so tight his knuckles are white: Emily! Slow down! Please!

Emily, who learned to drive in Europe where they have manual cars and roundabouts, going at around 150mph: it’s a straight road and I’m driving a go-kart why would I slow down?

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Rip Anne Lister you would’ve loved wearing dickies with the waistband folded down

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THIS is the content I want to see

I would love for 14 to recount his adventures to Donna tho

14: "Oh right! You know the archaeologist we met in that library who knew me but I didn't know her?"

Donna: "The pretty one you were bickering with?"

14: "Yeah! You are never going to believe who she is, you ready for this?"

Donna: "Well, go on! Who is she?"

14: "My wife."

Donna: *Extremely loud gasping, nearly spills her wine* "NO"

14: "Yes!"

Donna: "NO!"

14: "Yes!"