melron-the-first
melron-the-first
Not my fault you came here
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melron-the-first · 7 months ago
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shout out to repulsed aces and aros who have no safe spaces in fandom because it's just everywhere you turn and it's in all the fanarts and all the fanfics and all the posts except for like ... 5% TOPS.
shout out for enduring the horrors every day for the few rare posts that have nothing to do with sex or romance
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melron-the-first · 7 months ago
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We are a very very dumb, stupid people
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melron-the-first · 9 months ago
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melron-the-first · 1 year ago
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me when soup
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melron-the-first · 1 year ago
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soup
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melron-the-first · 1 year ago
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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
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melron-the-first · 1 year ago
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Thank you so much
i came out to my mom & she said i “invented” aromanticism and asexuality
so for all the aroaces out there you’re welcome 😔🙏
i’m out here doing gods work
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melron-the-first · 1 year ago
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ABC’s with bdylanhollis ⏲🧑🏼‍🍳🍳
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melron-the-first · 1 year ago
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Very excited for this ngl
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melron-the-first · 1 year ago
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I'm starting to understand that the reason why I didn't admit I was asexual for so long wasn't because I was uncertain or confused about my sexuality but that I was ashamed of it. I felt like being asexual would make me a dull and boring excuse of a person, that not having sex would mean my life can never be meaningful and I'll just be a pathetic virgin for the rest of my life. And most of all it made me feel childish.
I've gotten to know myself better since I finally admitted to myself that I was aromantic which made it easier to admit that I was also asexual and all of what I described seems kind of foolish now because I do find meaning in my sexless existence but it does make me think about how much emphasis is placed upon sex to the point where I was ashamed to admit I didn't want it
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melron-the-first · 1 year ago
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A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.
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melron-the-first · 1 year ago
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melron-the-first · 1 year ago
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I feel that too. My first bread was a brick too. Baking is a process and especially baking bread has an actual science to it but once you get it the world of bread it open for you. Nothing better in the morning than fresh bread and if you made it yourself it elevates the experience. I always say that if you do something with your own hand it has a different taste. Pride in your work it the best seasoning
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I am in tears
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melron-the-first · 1 year ago
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If you're reading this, you've won The Game. It's over, it's done, and you can breathe. Now any time you see posts telling you that you lost The Game, you can smile, shake your head, and feel sorry for all of those OTHER people who are still playing The Game, while being glad that you yourself are free.
"But that's not how The Game works-"
If someone can arbitrarily decide that everyone on Earth is playing The Game, someone else can arbitrarily decide there's a way to win.
Congratulations on your win!! Celebrate with a treat of your choice.
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melron-the-first · 1 year ago
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melron-the-first · 1 year ago
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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...
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melron-the-first · 1 year ago
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‘there’s no platonic explanation for this’
buddy you wouldn’t believe what kind of platonic explanations im capable of
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