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“may she be smart and not annoying” and then this freak appears

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rio hates evanora in a way that is so specific to hating a mother-in-law

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a love that feels like the sun in your chest

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Regina to Sidney: Emma Swan is going to be a problem. I can't stand her, she's going to take my son away from me.

Meanwhile Emma: *writing and kicking her feet in the air* Dear Diary, Regina smiled at me today.

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Oh you have a crush on someone who doesn't like you back? Well I have an unhealthy obsession with a ship that has insane amounts of chemistry but will never be anything more than subtext

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sapphics will see a blonde and a brunette standing next to each other and be like 'is anyone going to ship this?' and not wait for an answer

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“Fucking idiots” I mutter to myself while reading (for the millionth time) about two dumbasses clearly in love with each other CONVINCED that their feelings are one sided

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give me my little mean sorceress back you fuckers

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Calling it now, the phrase "eat the rich" in response to rich arsehole nonsense will be temporarily replaced with "put him in the sub".

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You’re all monsters

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I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

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Sensory issues are so funny. No I can't eat the spaghetti you bought a slightly thicker spaghetti than usual. And today isn't a spaghetti day! Oh nevermind today I don't care. I have so little texture related sensory issues I'm so glad. Nvm I can feel all of my seams and I'm wearing the good pants and also please get me scissors I haven't cut the tag out of my new shirt yet. Oh my sensory issues with sound are nonexistent. Nevermind this hurts so bad. Nevermind it doesn't hurt anymore.

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"just put yourself out there" what if I scared. what then.

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one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns

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Very torn between “Queen Elizabeth is a colonizer” and “but I do want her to outlive her stupid son”

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#amazing