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I’ve Moved!

This blog is now an archive. Feel free to come follow me at @merrymasquerades!

I look forward to hanging out with you guys!

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My name is cow And in the day Tu wish him well Wen he go play With tender hart And gentle tung I bid farewell I lik my son

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the signs as scary things (because why not)

aries: the split second before something hits you in the face

taurus: projectile vomit

gemini: seeing someone outside your window at night

cancer: an abandoned house

leo: an angry 4 year old

virgo: first day of highschool

libra: almost spraying perfume in your eye

scorpio: when you fall and nearly die

sagittarius: getting lost in the middle of nowhere

capricorn: paper cuts

aquarius: the haunting fact that the world is dying

pisces: society

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Proposed 38 states of the US by C. Etzel Pearcy, 1970s.

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No one can claim they’re good at finding a spouse. They’ve either only done it once, or they’re not very good at it.

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my name is ber my frend gos fast and wen he dos go flying past i am alone but wen he slose i hug my frend and lik his nos

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me: [finds a scratch i don’t remember getting] me: [the x-files original 1993 opening theme.mp3]

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Wispy Mist; Whispers of Time by tj.blackwell on Flickr.

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son of my bitch

whats the fuck

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Mykhaylo Berkos (1861–1919), Flax Blooms (1893),

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last night I was just minding my business and this nasty ass bug landed on my arm and I kept trying to shake it off (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2014©) but it wouldn’t get off

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tag all your bitches

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LGBTBCIAHTFFACTNG

Lesbian, gay, bisexual, two bros chillin’ in a hot tub five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay

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me: i want a significant other

somebody: *gets flirty and intimate with me*

my brain: *kill bill sirens*

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This gentleman’s name is Pippin. Yes, ladies, he’s single.

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me drinking green tea: this is gonna fix Everything