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So true.

skeletor big naturals.

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The older you get the funnier anon hate gets. Like I do not have time for this I have to figure out what a 1099-K form is.

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My turn!

Your turn!

@wizard-at-large @a-squirrel-wizard @marijuwizard-the-high @ponderous-tomes @carnivalwizard

the gayest image you got tag

Mine's this:

I nominate @sscarred-starss @siffrin-enthusiast @cccat-in-a-meat-sack @planetsnakes @rosiescrypt @tiny3racha You don't need to nominate that many people, I just didn't want any of my mutuals to feel left out

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Amphibiuary day 12: Eat

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i HAVE to stop looking at shelter cats until i'm moved but BUNNY

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Something something "boning".

for 189 measly dollars you can have this little gay boy climbing up on your wall

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🔮 Behold, mortals of the information superhighway! I am Archmage Kelzar of Narkissos, wielder of the arcane, master of the mystical, and the most splendid of spellcasters! 🧙‍♂️

🌟 Gather 'round, ye seekers of wisdom, for I shall regale you with tales of my fantastical exploits! From turning my socks into ferocious beasts (they now roam the lands as "sock-gnolls") to attempting to brew a potion of infinite wisdom (it turned my cat into a philosopher), my wizardry knows no bounds! ✨

🔥 Fear not, for I am a benevolent wizard, here to bring mirth and merriment to your mundane days! Join me on this whimsical journey through the digital realms! ✨

💫 Remember, dear followers, the most powerful magic of all is the magic of laughter! So let us cast aside our woes and embrace the joyous chaos that is the world of Narkissos! 💫

Sincerely,

Archmage Kelzar of Narkissos

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sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis

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A new, exciting spin on Three Gnomes in a Trench Coat.

my horny ass could NOT be a wizard

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This is why robes are so popular!

my horny ass could NOT be a wizard

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effervescent

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Know your Wizard Rights!