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They are a band now

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The Marauders as things me and my friends have said

Sirius: I'll take a dick squid any day

Remus: Are you coming back or is being a dramitc little emo boy on your agenda tonight

Lily: technically it would be deez has copious amounts of nutz

Dorcas: what culture white people with spaghetti

james: carrot lives matter

regulus: eyelashes taste like bitch juice

marlene: *drunk* STOP FAT SHAMING MY COOKIE BALLS

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REMEMBER THAT POST WITH CINDERELLA WHERE HER DRESS CHANGES TO THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOG?

THIS ONE DOES IT TOO!!

I found a bunch more!!

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Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

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Hermione: *asleep on the couch *

Luna: *slowly entering with symbols about to slam them together at any moment* and your sure hermione is ok with this

Ron: trust me this is what she wants

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Lily: BLACK WHEN I FIND YOU YOUR DEAD

Regulus: * pops his head in visibly shaking *

Lily: of course its not you, sweetie keep doing what your doing live your life

regulus: * Nods and smiles*

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Luna: you are now one day closer to your next plate of nachos

Ron: thats the most hopeful thing I have ever heard

Harry: but what if I die tommorow and never get to eat my plate of nachos

Fred: then its nacho lucky day

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Hermione: You often use humor to delfect trauma

Harry: thank you

Hermione: I didnt say it was a good thing

Harry: what I'm hearing, is I'm funny

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Oliver, trying to get out of a penalty: Harry apologize to flint,

Harry: Fine

Harry: "unfuck you" or whatever

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James: Lily, what do IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?

Lily: I dont know, I love you, Talk to you later

James: Ok I'll as Remus instead

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sirius: im having a mid-life crisis

James: your 15

Sirius: I MIGHT DIE AT 30

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James: Bye Y/n, bye Sirius, bye Remus, bye Y/n

Sirius: you said "bye Y/n" twice

James: i like Y/n

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Remus: Nothing is free

James: love is free

Sirius: adventure is free

Lily: knowledge is free

Y/n: everything is free if you take it without paying

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Sirius: I actually have a black belt

Remus: from karate?

Sirius: No, from Gucci

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sirius: * singing loudly in the dorm *

Y/n: are you going to come back down or is being a dramatic little emo boy on your agenda for tonight?