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[mikemikeandmike]

Who is the best cook?

🎚: ...He started a fire once.

🎲: HEY! How was I supposed to know you're not supposed to put gummy bears on a pizza, huh?

[mikemikeandmike]

Does Tenna have a plushie of... the cursed mail man. I'd call that crackhead a "factory error"

🎲: He ordered us to burn all of that guy's stuff during one of his... outbursts. Pretty sure he regretted it after the fact, but everyone else was just relieved.

[mikemikeandmike]

? Aasking for a. Friend :)

(Maybe, maybe not...)

(A silence cuts through itself, a question unasked and yet answered!)

(What an entertaining little connection it's made. It does not want or crave anything, and yet...!)

(Fascination brings itself forth, eclipsing emotions that were never there in the first place. Is it shaped by your wishes, or are you shaped by it? Does darkness bend around light, or does it constrict it?)

(You and it are two ends of a spectrum, two extremes, but still!)

(It will be your friend if you ask.)

[mikemikeandmike]

Since you tuck Tenna in at night, how many plushies does HE have?

🎲: His penthouse is full to the brim with merch of himself! Almost everything in there has his face on it.

[mikemikeandmike]

What’s Mike’s catchphrase

🎚: Uh, boss? SHOULD we have a catchphrase?

🎲: No reason to get one NOW. It'd just make us seem suspicious!!

🎲: Not like we NEED one, anyways. Everything Mike says is iconic!

[mikemikeandmike]

Everyone's got at least one of tenna plushies? Ok buddy, fess up how many do YOU have?

🎲: Y'know! Like everyone does.

[mikemikeandmike]

plueyyyy i love you plueyy *pets you pets you pets you pets you pets you pets you pets you pets you*

:-)

[mikemikeandmike]

...

[plueys all alone...]

[but It feels like they're being watched...]

[they hear a faint laugh...]

[mikemikeandmike]

Battat, do you admire Tenna?

🎲: He's a bit of a mess sometimes, but you've gotta admire him at least a little bit.

[mikemikeandmike]

Hey Battat, any thoughts on Ramb? Actually, does Kris play with Ramb a lot more often than they play with you? That's pretty crazy since power strips aren't usually supposed to be played with, and kind of a health hazard now that I think about it.

🎲: He's constantly bragging about being Kris's favorite, even though they haven't even LOOKED at any of us for a while now.

🎲: I say the kid's finally gotten bored of this place! They'll probably leave soon, just like their brother.

🎲: And Mike will have to be the one to cheer up Tenna, like always.

[mikemikeandmike]

What about Pluey? Are they single??

🎲: QUIT TRYIN' TO DATE THEM!!!

[mikemikeandmike]

have you ever thought to go out of costume and just. ask tenna? act like a confused pippin who's NEVER seen mike before and is curious???

🎲: NO. Nope!! Not doing that.

[mikemikeandmike]

Why is Jongler off limits? 😏

🎲: BACK. OFF.

[mikemikeandmike]

...is Jongler single?

🎲: They're OFF LIMITS.

[mikemikeandmike]

*sends an air kiss to Battat , Pluey and Jongler*

(!)

[mikemikeandmike]

(To Battat) It should've been YOU!! Not HIM!!!

🎲: I've done nothing but help! I'M his closest companion!!

🎲: That guy's NOTHING compared to me, NOTHING!!!

[mikemikeandmike]

Battat. What do you think of the mailman?

🎲: Tenna will. Not. Shut up. About that DOUCHEBAG!!!

🎲: It's been YEARS since he vanished, and Tenna's still rambling on and on about him like it NEVER HAPPENED!

🎲: What is it that's so special about HIM of all people!? What is it!?

🎲: Why does Tenna talk about HIM so fondly, when the guy just ABANDONED him!?

🎲: He deserves much better than that slimy little piece of GARBAGE.