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This is why I bomb proof as I call it for the cats. I got him to the point where he realizes that if something is stuck on his head not to panic and just sit there and wait. He sat and waited calmly until I took the bag off his head. He was fine and the bag was on his head for like a minute tops.
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I think I just end up in the Darrington Press offices.
Which puts me in the US without a passport, but I'm white, so I'll probably be okay
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A group of citizens and climate advocacy groups have filed a court case to stop the Saskatchewan government from maintaining the province's three coal-fired power plants past 2030. Citizens for Public Justice, the Saskatchewan Environmental Society, and three people from Saskatchewan and Manitoba are behind the lawsuit. Represented by Saskatchewan-based environmental lawyer Glenn Wright, they have filed an application for judicial review against the government. "Coal is the dirtiest source of energy that we have. We argue that it has no place in any electricity grid in Canada," said Maryo Wahba, a Climate Justice Policy Analyst at Citizens for Public Justice.
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That doesn't sound all that interesting to watch. Made-up wildlife would be interesting for like 5 minutes then it's just pointless eye candy.
Okay, I will concede that with enough rigourous worldbuilding, it might be fun. But at that point, I'm not sure I want the people in the show. It's now become a fictional nature show, and unless you have a really interesting host, those are better with no people at all.
Maybe there should be a show where people land on a cool new planet full of fascinating wildlife and it's actually completely fine and they have a great time. Has anyone explored that possibility.
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Having a freakout and looking to start a screaming match over a 17-year old insult. I am so frustrated with myself right now.
Plus when I get upset I get warm and it's already too warm in my bedroom so I'm sitting bare-chested in the backyard crying and trying to calm down.
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The Fool Dies
Summary: You are a villain known for telling the future. When a Hero kills your right hand, youâll let the future burn to get her back.
Hero Cowboy kills your henchman after youâve already surrendered.
Gunshot silence, the scent of iron heavy in your nose, the crippling cold that floods your chest. All familiar sensations, companions youâve carried with you since you even became a villain, but this timeâ
This time itâsâŚdifferent.
Youâre on your knees, the rock salt on the road digging into your kneecaps, with your hands above your head, the ghost of your signature smirk fading fast. The street isnât empty. There are witnesses. The Hero pulls his punches when there are cameras and citizens and teammates. Thatâs what your plan says. He pulls his punches.
She asked if you were willing to bet her life on that and you said yes.
Your henchmanâs body is stuck in the crumpled side of a car. You see her out of your peripheral, the pale oval of her face unencumbered by the mask youâd lovingly bestowed upon her six years ago. Cowboy backhanded it off of her as she was falling to her knees beside you. There is wet and red and twisted metal dancing foggily around her. The air is harsh and cold to breathe. The world is wavering as tears flood your eyes. You canât blink them away. If you do, you wonât be able to see her just at the corner of your vision, you wonât be able to watch for a breath you already know wonât come, youâre afraid sheâll disappearâ
âClever to pretend to surrender,â the Hero says. Heâs like a swan, spreading his arms out so the leather tassels lining the underside of his sleeves look like wings. He tips his head back so that the news cameras rushing in can catch the strength of his jaw under his wide-brimmed hat. Sheâd managed to singe it in the fight and the light catches in his blue eyes through the resulting hole. âWas it worth it, Prophetess? Was your attempt on my life worth the life of your sidekick?â
Snow falls, a few flakes here and there. The street is lit like the middle of the day thanks to the news cameras swarming out of the side streets now that the fight is over. The fire is being put out and thick curls of smoke rise from just beyond the gathering crowd of onlookers.
Your spellbook is lying a hundred feet away at the bottom of the lake. Thatâs why the Hero is flaunting himself in front of the cameras, trying to minimize her death at his hand. He did what he had to do. They were wrong, not him. Unfortunate but expected. The Hero always wins.
Sheâs gone.
The Fool. She always wanted a different name. But you were adamant she wouldnât receive one until she earned one outside of her service to you. Until then, her name was a reflection of your journey. Your first step, foolish and unknowing, young and ignorant of the consequences. The name felt right when you called it and you never thought to question why. Only now can you taste your own cruel power in the decision. The power of prophecy spelled her fate out in front of you and, like always, you didnât listen.
Your tattered cloak ripples in the breeze coming off the water. The vibrant purple is stained with soot and worse, the once smooth velvet charred and eaten away at by the Fire Cowboyâs flames.
They donât remember that you surrendered before he struck. Heâs dismissed your uncharacteristic action as an act, and so the world will too. The Prophetess always lies. Isnât that the first line in your Hero Force file? The Prophetess has no powers of divination; she lies.
The world is magic. You believe it like the sun, like the earth, like the oceanâ
--like herâ
--and there is magic even here. The spell of your grief rises over your head like a shroud and, for a moment, you are drowning in the dark as the world heaves. You can taste the last cup of coffee she ever gave you going sour at the back of your mouth, the small daily comfort washing away under the metallic scent of her blood. There is a purple current around your thoughts, painful and biting. You will always be in this moment with her jesterâs mask â cruel, you are so cruel â leering up at you, closer to your hands than her. How did you let her get so far out of reach?
Why didnât you hold her close?
âI asked,â Cowboy says from directly in front of you, âif it was worth it?â
The world pulses back into purple focus. Cowboy is looming over you and the smoke of your battle rises into the night behind him. The media jockeys closer the longer you are silent and theyâre inching around the car sheâs lying against.
âTell them to get away from her,â you say. Normal, your voice is so normal. Your arms are burning from holding your hands over your head and your neck aches from forcing yourself not to look. You are afraid your tears will fall if you blink so you stare at the gaudy belt buckle in front of your face. Your eyes are purple in the reflection and your face is as pale as hers. âP-please.â
Cowboy must kill all the time. He has no problem glancing towards the slowly gathering swarm and you can feel his eyes on her body as if they were on your own. âTheyâre trying to help her.â
âSheâs beyond helping,â you say. Why would they even try? You canât even look at her and you can tell that. âI donât want anyone touching her.â
âTheyâre not monsters,â Cowboy says. Thereâs a scoff and then heâs crouching in front of you. He smells like singed leather. âNot like you.â
Youâve never seen the Hero this close. Heâs older than you thought, only a few years shy of your age. His stubble is darkened with soot and his nose bears scars of past battles. His eyesâtheyâre not blue. You can see the edge of brown behind his contacts, the same deep brown as his mask.
âYou killed her,â you say.
âNo, you did.â He answers you so quickly itâs like he was waiting for those exact words. He tilts his head so the brim of his hat hides his lips in shadow. âShe wouldnât have died if it werenât for you.â
Heâs so confident that you nearly believe him. Your hands ache with phantom bruises from the blows and the weight of your sin falls onto your shoulders like the sky itself coming to rest there.
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 You see the trajectory of her life lined in gold. Her first day at your firm, her finding out your identity, her wavering in front of the window overlooking the Charlotte skyline as she admitted to knowing exactly who you are and how youâd been hiding more than your fair share of power all along.
That moment shines. She wasnât the Fool then. She ripped her pencil skirt up the side as you debated her fate. When you asked her why, she said in case she needed to run.
âYou would run from me?â you asked, eyebrow raised, conveying with expression alone how ridiculous you found the idea of her getting away was.
âI would,â she said. She grinned unhappily. âYou can kill me, but youâll break a sweat doing it.â
You laughed and held out your hand. When she took it, the outline of her life changed. No longer edged in gold. All black. A night sky all around her.
âYouâre a fool for this,â you told her.
âThe biggest one around,â she said, chagrined. Then she laughed with you.
Youâll never hear her laugh again.
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There is a protocol for arresting a villain. Cowboy is already so outside of Hero Force code that it takes a while for things to be ready. He stands over you for the better part of an hour, smiling at the cameras, glaring you into submission, waving to the officers that eventually come to secure the scene.
An ambulance comes to take her body away. Only when they load her into it do you move. You watch the side of the vehicle like you can see through it. Cowboy tenses when it starts to drive away, but you donât twitch. Her body isnât her. If you start clinging to it now, you will never let her go.
âI know they call you Cowboy,â a woman drawls, âbut you arenât supposed to act like one.â
The reporters leap out of Strongwomanâs way. Barely five feet, Strongwoman is a super hero. Nobody is willing to get too close, regardless of how good and moral she is. The dark-haired woman is one of the few heroes who donât wear a mask. No villain is stupid enough to think that makes her weak. Her dark eyes catalogue the scene quickly and efficiently. The ground rumbles as she approaches.
âHeat of battle,â Cowboy dismisses. His shoulders relax with another hero to support him and he shakes out his leather vest. Soot and snow falls from him. âLiterally.â
âHm.â Strongwoman finally turns the weight of her attention towards you. âWhereâs her spellbook?â
âBottom of the lake.â
âShe hasnât tried to summon it?â
âHer minion was in charge of that.â
Strongwomanâs voice whips. âWe donât call them minions.â
âSorry.â
âYou should be,â Strongwoman says. She folds her arms across her chest. She always gives the impression of being wrapped in armor and it takes you a moment to realize sheâs wearing a tank top despite the cold. The muscles in her arms twitch. âThatâs your third body this year.â
Cowboy hisses, eyes flying over her head towards the reporters. âDonâtââ A coalition of people in dark suits are already herding the media away. Cowboyâs lips thin. âNot in public.â
Strongwoman raises an eyebrow. She reaches down with one hand and hauls you up by the collar of your robes. âFine. The car then.â She frowns at the way your hands hang by your sides. âYou didnât cuff her?â
âShe doesnât have her spellbook.â
âProtocol, Cow.â
âItâs Cowboy.â
ââŚâ
âShut up.â
âI didnât say anything.â
Strongwoman cuffs your hands behind your back. The familiar sting of power suppressors races up your arms. The last time someone managed to get them on you, the Fool had to break them off once you escaped. You feel her breath against the shell of your ear and her voice whispers, Now who will do it for you?
Her memory is another spell on you. The edges of your life â dark and violently violet â cover your eyes so that youâre blind and deaf to the world around you. Once this new incantation runs its course, youâre sitting in the back of a Hero Force car. The grate between you and the front seat is closed. Beyond it, you can see Strongwoman at the wheel, shoulders vibrating with tension. Cowboy is sitting in the passenger seat like a petulant child.
You read their lips in the rearview mirror.
--review, Strongwoman says. Three. Three deaths on your hands.
This one was just a villainâ
Tell that to Foresight. I beg you. See how he likes that excuse.
Cowboy changes tactics. You know the Prophetess is basically an S-Classâ
Without her spellbook?
She had it for most of the fight.
Did she?
You lean your head back and close your eyes. Cowboyâs been operating alone for too long. Theyâll likely stick him in probation and then transfer him to a hero team with an established leader. Maybe Atlasâ team in San Francisco or Lightâs team in LA. Hell, if they really want to punish him, theyâll assign him to Omitâs team in Chicago. The guyâs the most righteous and the most powerless leader out there. Cowboy might actually become a villain if heâs forced to follow that guyâs lead.
âHeâll suffer,â you say in your prophecy voice.
A speaker crackles to life overhead. âNo divination,â Cowboy snaps.
âI wasnât talking about you,â you say.
âProphetess lies,â Strongwoman says to Cowboy. âRemember, she always lies.â
âItâs still a threatââ
âProphetess,â Strongwoman says. âLetâs go over next steps. When we get to Charlotte HQ, youâll be taken to a secure floor where youâll be asked to remove your mask. Itâs important that you understand your identity will remain confidential until your loved ones can be securedââ
âHe killed her,â you interrupt. You watch the ceiling of the car. âI can tell you my identity now if youâd like.â
Thereâs a pause. âThat wonât be necessary,â Strongwoman says. Is it just you, or is her voice a little softer? âThere is a proper course to this investigation.â
The way she says it makes it sound like sheâs promising you something.
Itâs like your mind is scrambling for connection to her. There is nothing in what Strongwoman says that reminds you of the Fool. And yet, as the car falls back into weighted silence, one word rings. Proper.
There is a proper way, the Fool whispers. You could fight this spell, but donât. You sink into the car seat the best you can with your hands behind your back. Hear me out.
Please, you think. By all means.
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The first time you ask her to dinner, youâre too hasty. Thereâs blood on the hem of your robes (possibly a tooth) and the city is still screaming the sirens of your escape. The Fool isnât shivering like the rest of your henchman; she is standing next to you. Her Jesterâs mask is carefully secured with three exact ties despite the haste with which she put it on.
âI can never wear this skirt again,â she says. She is standing on the very edge of the building, the toes of her sensible work shoes a bare inch away from nothing. âThis was my best work skirt.â
The city sparks with the purple of your magic, violet vines climbing the buildings and blocking your view of the street below. Your magic is mostly illusion, but all power leaves behind a mark. Where your spell has started to fade remains a charred outline of leaves and flowers against the concrete and stone of the buildings.
While the rest of your minions look a bit like chimney sweeps, the Fool remains untouched. Itâs an obvious sign of favoritism; you had room for one other person underneath your cloak and you chose her.
Somehow the memory of her pressed against your side as she used her power to lift you both up to the rooftop makes you blush.
âYou donât have any residue on you,â you say. âYou can stitch it up.â
She scoffs. At you. âItâs recognizable, Prophetess.â
Itâs really not. The black pencil skirt is the same kind she wore when you first met. How many does she go through? You find yourself smiling at her bare thigh. Since she first told you she knew who you were, youâve seen her rip at least three.
âSomething amuse you?â she asks. Her voice is short and snappish, the tone she uses when one of the other paralegals arenât as thorough as they need to be with the briefs. She turns to face you so that the setting sun lights her outline in orange and pink and gold.
âHave dinner with me,â you say.
And for a moment, the hope of her saying yes is as blinding as the sun behind her. Her lips part and you imagine that her eyes widen behind her jesterâs mask. A wind picks at the long strands of her hair, sending them fluttering around her like a halo, and youâre standing so close that one brushes your cheek.
âThere is a proper way,â she says and then stops. Her right hand twitches at her side. âThere isââ is she stuttering? âThis isnâtâProphetess.â
Youâre fascinated. Sheâs always so precise with her words. Even when you threatened her all those months ago she never once floundered like sheâs doing now. âHmm?â
âHear me out,â she says.
You nod. âOf course.â You lean forward so that youâre only inches away from her. âIâm listening.â
âThisâŚis not the time,â she says. You feel her attention slide to the others and then back to you. She hisses when she finds you even closer. âProphetess.â
You donât want to push too hard.
You lean back onto your good leg. âYou let me know when it is time,â you say. Your lips quirk. âMy little Fool.â
âOh my god,â she mutters. She turns sharply on her heel. âGet yourself off the roof. Iâm going home.â
You watch as she steps off the roof without hesitation. Her telekinetic powers are unique in that they can work on people too. You usually rely on her to get you home.
Maybe you should have asked her afterwardsâŚ
You turn to your other minions. Low-level villains without the drive or power to execute their own heists who all owe you the same favor. You raise your brow. âSo how are you lot getting me off this roof?â
âYouâve got legs,â the Ace of Swords says.
âI broke my left one,â you say. And, to prove you arenât lying, you draw away your cape to show that your pant leg is soaked in red.
The Ace of Swords stares. âThis is why she said no.â
âWas that what it sounded like to you?â you ask. His surety makes you frown. âFor that, you get to carry me down.â
The Ace of Swords groans as the other Swords flee.
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Your Swords are not always Swords. Sometimes they are Pentacles or Wands or Cups. Thereâs meaning to the costuming you put your people through, a meaning that escapes Hero Force.
âWhere are the others?â Cowboy growls at you over the interrogation table. He keeps aggressively tapping the photos he flung in front of you. Grainy shots of your Wands storming through the Christmas Parade you used as a cover to kidnap the Mayor, blurry screen grabs from security footage of them as Pentacles in the art museum, a delightful brochure featuring them as Cups in a reproduction of Macbeth you used to do some light money laundering. âIf you tell us, we might cut you a deal. Six of your people are being prepared for interrogation right now. Want to bet who breaks first?â
The ghost of you smiles behind your dead eyes, leans forward, and sneers in Cowboyâs face. That version of you is delighted by Cowboy mistaking six people for twenty-four and wants to play the interrogation game heâs offering. But the real you feels as heavy as lead and it takes all your strength to watch as Cowboy slowly works his way into a frenzy.
âFor too long youâve been tormenting this city,â he says. He shakes a finger in your face. âI told Headquarters, I said you were a problem when you first showed up in Raleigh. I said, âThis one is going to come to Charlotte and sheâs going to show up with an army.â I did. I said that and now youâve got the largest crew in America.â
âQuite the fortune teller, arenât you?â you murmur. The Fool is at the front of the brochure, all done up as Macbeth. Youâd tried to get her to be Lady Macbeth, but sheâd insisted she be the main character for once.
You donât understand Macbeth, youâd said.
His name is the play, she argued.
Lady Macbeth is the mastermind.
Did you read the play?
Did you?
Neither of you had.
Cowboy slams his hand on the table. âLook, Prophetess, Iâm the only chance youâve got at a deal. As soon as those DC heroes get in here, itâs off the table.â
Ha.
âIt would be convenient for you if there were no witnesses,â you observe. âMore convenient if you get to them before the DC crowd.â
âWitnesses to what?â Cowboy blusters. But he draws back and his gaze is colder than the Hero Force air conditioning thatâs already making this room glacial. âTo justice?â
How dare he lie to you? Her pale face haunts your peripheral vision. You can see her in the window of the interrogation room.
âTo murder,â you say. Your glares clash when you finally look up at him. The soot is still in his stubble and you imagine you can smell her blood coming from his singed leather vest. âShe surrendered. We all saw it.â
âShe was an A-rank villain with telekinetic powers strong enough to crush my skull,â Cowboy bites back. âI acted in self-defense.â
âWith us both on our kneesââ
Cowboy whips his arm across the table, scattering the photos of your people into the air. He slams his hand again. âLast chance. Tell me where the rest of your minions are!â
In your holding cells, you stupidâ
âYouâre a pathetic worm of a man,â you say. You clear your throat. âSorry. Let me say it in a way youâll understand.â You adopt your prophecy voice. âThe dust Cowboy leaves behind is red, red as the blood on his hands. His golden star is stainedââ
You see the blow coming. Not a prophecy, of course.
You just know what heroes do when their buttons are pushed.
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The second time you ask her to dinner, youâre too stupid for her to say yes. Itâs not your fault though. How could you have known the Mayor had superpowers? He didnât do anything besides embezzle taxpayer money!
âMaybe,â she says tightly, dragging your leaden and paralyzed body through the grand halls of the mayoral house, âyou could have done a single iota of research instead of sewing all those costumes.â
Feeling is coming back into your hands. They still ache from finishing the elf-themed Wand costumes youâd made for your employees. You think the group costume of Five of Wands came out particularly well. All those little elves holding giant candy cane wandsâŚa perfect symbol for the tumultuous election Season. You flex your fingers and then wince when the Foolâs nails dig into the soft undersides of your arms. âOuch. Could youââ
âI am not slowing down,â she says. She grunts as she slings you around another corner. âWe need to get to the backyard. Ace is meeting us there with the chopper.â
âSuch a waste of money,â you bemoan. The chopper had been Twoâs idea and all she does is maintain it. She wonât let you fly it until you get your license. âWe shouldâve got a boat.â
âGreat idea,â the Fool snarls. She adjusts her grip so her nails are now digging into your shoulders rather than your arms. âA giant vehicle we have to keep in the harbor. The heroes would never find that.â
âOkay, you have me there,â you say. Your words are crisper now and you can even push a little with your legs as she pulls you into the empty kitchen. âBut consider this. I could take you to dinner on a yacht. I canât take you to dinner on a helicopter.â She stops in her tracks, head whipping down to look at you. Your noses nearly touch. You grin dopily. âHi.â
âAre you asking me to dinner right now,â she asks in a tone that tells you youâd better be careful with your answer.
Sheâs so pretty. Thatâs why you arenât careful when you slur, âYes.â
She drags you through the doorway into the backyard. âI sure hope itâs the drugs making you this stupid.â
âHeyââ
âHey!â
Both of you look back towards the house to where the Mayor has just appeared. Heâs wearing the smoking jacket heâd monologued in and the handkerchief heâd used to drug you is hanging limply in his grip.
He points at you. âYou. You should be unconscious! Nobody escapes my venom!â
âOh gross,â the Fool says. âDoes he make the sedatives from his body?â
âFrom his sweat,â you affirm. Then, raising your voice over the growing sound of the chopper and her gagging, âMaybe you should sweat better drugs, huh?â
The Fool coughs and wheezes. You recognize a laugh in the sound. âDonât antagonizeââ
The Mayor bellows and sweat begins to drip from his forehead. He mops at it with his handkerchief and then advances across the grass. âGet back here!â
âHahaha,â you say, âHe was definitely a hero. I know how to push their buttons.â
It becomes a race to who gets to you first; the chopper or the Mayor.
As usual, the Fool wins.
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Cowboy isnât allowed in your room after hitting you in the face. You can feel him lurking in the hall outside when Strongwoman takes the seat across from you.
âThatâŚwasnât supposed to happen,â she says and pinches the bridge of her nose. Sheâs sitting on a special crate they brought in for her. It creaks when she leans forward. âAre you sure you donât need medical attention?â
The Fool is the only one you let tend to your wounds. Blood stings your eye. Cowboy was wearing his rings when he hit you. âIâm fine.â
Strongwoman sighs through her nose. Sheâs short and stocky, dark hair and wide nose. Thereâs a beauty to her when sheâs still and quiet. When she moves? She moves like a threat. âWe need to know where your base is,â she says.
âHome is where the heart is,â you say. And you killed mine.
Strongwomanâs lips thin. âLook, if you want the guys who speak riddles, we can wait for them. Or you can answer my questions and maybe we can come to some sort of understanding.â
âInteresting offer.â You lean back and contemplate her. âYou have my spell book.â
âExcept that,â Strongwoman says immediately. She winces. âSorry. Youâre in custody. The spell book isnât even on-site anymore.â
âThen you can take these off,â you say, nodding to your cuffs. Their faint glow is making you sick. âAs a sign of good faith.â
âTell me everything about your operation,â Strongwoman retorts. She shakes her head. âNobody believes youâre harmless without your spellbook.â
âCowboy does.â
âCowboy is operating under a lot of false assumptions,â Strongwoman says. She leans forward to match you. âLike the one where you have over 30 lower-level villains working for you.â
âOh?â
âWe have six,â Strongwoman says. âTell me where the rest are and we can negotiate.â
Ha. She doesnât know either. You are so good at costuming. Itâs not like your henchmen can multiply. There are always just six with you and itâs through your costumes that they transform. Youâll have to tell the Foolâ
Your mood sours. Tell the Fool. Whoâs the Fool now? Youâre not in the mood to play games. âI tell you everything, you let me talk to those you have.â
âNoââ
âI donât know everything about them,â you snap. âYouâre asking me to betray my people. Fine, Iâll do that. You lot will pry and pull and claw until you find out anyway. But allow me to give them the chance to tell you about whatever family or loved one they havenât told me about. If I must take them down with me, at least let them beg Hero Force for leniency for their loved ones.â
Strongwoman considers you. âAnd what do you want in exchange?â
âLet,â you clear your throat. Your eyes are hot and itchy. âLet me have a moment with them. To mourn one of our own passing. Toââ you clear your throat â-to lay the Fool to rest.â
The silence sticks to the walls and builds. It presses into you on all sides until you feel like youâre in a coffin. You once told her you would die with her.
Not allowed, maâam. I donât think weâd go to the same place.
You swallow hard and stare at your hands.
âDeal,â Strongwoman says finally.
âThank you,â you say. Your head bows until your forehead presses against your shaking hands. âThank you.â
âCuffs will stay on,â Strongwoman says gruffly. She pulls out a pen and pad. The pen looks like itâs made of metal. âStart talking.â
You do.
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The third time you ask her to dinner, she stares at you for a long time. It makes you nervous in a way you havenât been before, her unrelenting stare. Is it because sheâs usually so quick? Or could it be because you can feel her eyes on your bare face for the first time since she stood in your office and called you a villain?
The same office youâre currently standing in now as the sun sets behind her?
âI have concerns,â she says at last.
Oh thank god. Youâre smiling too widely. âI can work with concerns.â
âCan you?â Her eyes flash gold with the sun. âYou keep asking me out while weâre working,â she says.
You blink. âDo I?â
âYou do.â
You consider her words, leaning back against your desk. Youâre wearing your pinstriped suit today and itâs getting a little tight. She feeds you before and after every meeting you have and you have a lot of meetings. âIâm always working.â
âThatâs true,â she says. She turns on her heel. âAnd thatâs the concern.â
You stand up. âWait, how is thatââ
She stops at the door and turns to look at you in a way that steals your breath. âI am not work,â she says. Her lip twitches. âNor am I a fool.â
âI know, youâreââ
âAce says theyâre already at the meeting place. According to your schedule, weâre running late.â
âWe havenât finished talking.â You try to sound firm, like you used to. Instead, the words come out as almost a plea. âWe can be late.â
âYouâre never late. Besides, I hear itâs going to be a regular rodeo.â
âCowboy? Ha! When did he blow back into town?â
âHis probation period is up.â
âLucky us.â
-----.
Lucky us.
You Fool.
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You look over the bowed heads of your employees. Ace, Two, Five, Eight, Ten, and Page. The room Strongwoman led you to looks like the cockpit of a spaceship. Noxious blue light undulates up the concave walls. There are no chairs in here, no pulpit for you to stand behind.
So your employees kneel when you walk between them all to stand in the very center.
âProphetess,â Ace says. Her voice is thin and high. âWeâIâm so sorry.â
Two looks up. Her face is drawn and thereâs a deep bruise along the side of it. âWe know how it is to lose.â
âYou do,â you murmur. Youâre aware of the eyes on you here. You saw Cowboy sneering in the observation room on the other side of this one. There are cameras scattered like black stars across the ceiling. âI know you do. But there is a renewal in Death. Ifââ you swallow hard â-if you allow it.â
You expect fear. What youâre asking of them has happened exactly six times. The favor they owe is not only to you, but to each other. Death is the complete annihilation of everything you know. It can be the end. Or it can be the beginning.
But it takes people to begin.
And you have asked them too many times before.
âAnything,â they say as one.
Your head shoots up. âWhat?â
Six of your employees â your friends â return your gaze unflinching.
âIf I have to redo everything again, I will,â Ace says. She presses a hand over her heart. You know a picture of her son lies there. âTime doesnât matter. We wonât lose anything but time.â
âWe know we can rebuild,â Two says. Her eyes are fierce. âWe can do it better.â
âYou taught us how to do it better,â Five says.
âI thought you wouldâve already done it,â Page says. He scratches the back of his head. âI didnât eat lunch thinking you woulda done it by now.â
âYou didnât miss much,â Eight tells him. Then, to you, âYou did it for us. Again and again and againââ
ââand again and again and againââ
Eight punches Page. âShut up.â She breathes in through her nose. âProphetess. Itâs okay. Weâre okay.â
âThe memories you have made will only remain with you,â you remind them. Your hands are shaking. Thisâyou have asked this favor for the sake of others. Did they feel this vulnerable asking? So hopeful and so full of dread. âIt will be different. Time changes all and you who have experienced itââ
ââwill be like fortune tellers in a strange new land,â Ace says. âWe know.â
âWeâre okay with it.â
âAre you?â
The time is approaching. You can hear voices outside the room. Ten minutes. Sheâd promised you thirty, but you figured theyâd interrupt sooner. Especially considering what youâre saying.
You breathe in deeply through your nose. You think of her pencil skirt and her flashing eyes and her warm smile. The ghost of her pale face is fading into blackness as this curtain closes.
Your resolve firms. It was a bad ending. As a villain, youâre allowed to rewrite those.
âTonight,â you say in your whispering voice, âwe rebalance the deck.â
The blue in the room flickers. The voices in the corridor gain urgency. The cuffs around your wrist flare and then go dormant.
âI see my son a babe again,â Ace sings. Her eyes burn with your purple power as she brings her hands up towards you. The memory of the favor you granted her rises with her words. âI hold his hand.â
The blue flickers purple and electricity arcs. The Hero Force suppressors are to stop superpowers.
There is very little they can do against fate.
âI see the bus that takes them away,â Page says. He doesnât sing. His voice is as dry as the desert and he salutes you. His hand glows against his temple. âThey get on it.â
âI see my friend at the crossroads,â Two says. She holds her hands palm up and tilts her head to the sky. Tears of neon violet fall down her face. âI follow them.â
âThe power I have falls into my hands like rain,â Eight says. She cups her hands in front of her and they fill with your power until it spills over onto the ground. âI drink from it.â
âThe harm I caused erased,â Five says. He crosses his arms over his chest and bows his head. A halo the color of lilac blooms over his head. âI atone.â
âI do better,â Ten says simply. They stand with their hands by their sides. Their eyes burn with your power and they do not flinch. âI donât bury them.â
Your power crawls along the walls. There are no more blue arcs of power. There are purple flowers and thorns that leave shadows in their wake. They seal the door shut and you are distantly aware that Strongwoman is trying to smash her way inside and canât.
Fate takes a different type of strength to overpower.
âI see her again,â you say. The tides of the world pull at your long hair. You are drowning in light. The ground shakes under your feet. You think of her life outlined in gold, yourself outlined in gold. Is it possible you can see it glittering there in the unrelenting ocean flooding into you? âI see her again.â
Thunder crashes and everything becomes nothing.
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You are at your desk. You blink at the pages lying before you. A brief. A case. From four years ago.
You release a trembling breath. You never doubted it would work but itâs a relief to see not so much time has passed. Ace will still share some memories with her son. Page will not have to sit by his brothersâ bedsides again. Ten wonât be trapped in her fatherâs house.
The restâŚthe rest will not expect your help. You didnât help them the last three times. Cruel, maybe. Fate often is.
You think Two is in Charlotte at this point. She mentioned something about a halfway houseâŚ
You freeze grabbing your coat as familiar footsteps echo from the hall outside your door. The skyline is twinkling with city lights, but itâs nearly midnight. Nobody should be here, you donât remember anyone being here at this timeâ
The door opens without a knock. Her hair is chopped beneath her ears and she has a lip piercing and there isnât a pencil skirt to be found. But itâs her. Itâs her.
âAnika,â you breathe.
Her gold eyes flick to you, to your desk, to your coat in your hand. âYou working?â
âN-no,â you say. Your words pile up behind your teeth. Do you remember? Of course you do, otherwise how would you be here. But how? Did I infect you? Did the outline of my life really drag you into my power enough--
Anika waits. When you continue to stare at her, she prods, âIâm not your paralegal.â
âYou donât look like youâve even finished your degree,â you blurt out. You point. âA lip piercing?â
Anika rubs her piercing. âIâm not the Fool,â Anika says patiently.
A light bulb goes off. âOh,â you say. âOh!â You get down on one knee. âAnika, will you marry meââ Anika throws her purse at you. It misses by about three feet. You stand and try again. âI mean, will you go to dinner with me?â
âYes, Iâll go to dinner with you.â Anika rubs a hand over her face. âEverytime I give you an inch, you take a mileâ"
âFor the rest of our lives,â you promise.
Anika shakes a finger at you. âDinner.â
âItâs a beginning,â you say cheerfully.
The best one youâve ever had.
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Thanks for reading! I do love my supervillain stories and appreciate you for making it through this one! Sometimes I wonder if I can even write flash fiction anymore haha
Next week's story is already up on my Patreon (X)! I'm super excited to share it as it made me laugh writing it. It's an AITA style post from a woman who used to be a Cryptid professionally and feels like she's made a misstep with her Slasher boyfriend.
See y'all next time!
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Why am I, a Canadian, reblogging this?
Get. Onto. Your. Representatives.
(And romance fans / writers? THIS MEANS YOU.)
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Twirling my hair sighing dreamily because my evil shixiong who is jealous of my superior talent (universe just gave it to my idek why) keeps trying to sabotage my cultivation and ruin my reputation but he's sooo bad at it that it backfires every time. Kicking my feet and giggling because he's gonna spend the weekend trying to get me disqualified from the upcoming tournament and that means we get to spend time together!
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Orcling says, "Get your pets vaccinated-"

"-or else you go IN THE MAW!!"

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Bonus Orcling for cuteness:


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