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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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Absolute king

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Update from the man himself

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how that school project is gonna turn out at this rate

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I know that some British people take umbridge at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.

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we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

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My spouse and I are both disabled, queer, and native. We have been struggling everything has exploded. We’re being faced with eviction. We have no idea what the process is yet, or how much it’s going to cost.

So at this time, I’m asking for funds to keep our everything going while we figure out what is needed for the eviction.

www.paypal.me/jnwampler

http://www.paypal.me/jnwampler

V: KajiW

C: $kajiw

640/$1100

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people might think creating OC lore involves a lot of thinking & planning, but in my personal experience, OC development is more like a divine vision from a god slamming you over the head with a mallet while ur doing the fuckin dishes or folding laundry

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Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

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I’m a simple human i see sunset and be instantly amazed every time

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A true story from 1928 with a few artistic embellishments.

(And starring my disaster boys Jack and Al, of course)

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ITS FINALLY DONE! BEHOLD!!!

Ratau x Rat Dance

Drawing 200+ Frames just for 20 seconds is insane..

HOPE YAL LIKE IT🐀✨️

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🌼 Painting each others horns (no homo) 🌿🌸

Nari loves it too 🌼

Some closeups:

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How the mighty do fall, indeed.

Posted with permission by u/LackaFreak27

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Yo, correct me if I am wrong please, but didn't Hitler rise to power because he promised to fix the German economy and people really liked that so they looked past everything else he was doing??? Like exactly what's happening in America right now???

So many people said they voted for Trump, put a truly evil person in power, because he said he'd fix the economy, and a little voice in my head is going, "Isn't that what happened with fucking Hitler??"

But I've seen no one point that out so maybe I'm miss remembering???????

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