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eternal ass june ive already reincarnated 10,000 lives this month
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*if you know/have confirmed from multiple sources, pick the first one you experienced
#prev mine isn't on my birth certificate :( for some reason#I don't know mine for sure bc every time I've gone to donate blood they couldn't find my vein#it's probably A- though bc that's my sister's
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selfless
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guys deltarune is really good why did no one tell me
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DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION
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what's a book you read as a teenager that was so magical and personally profound to you it literally changed your life, doesnt matter if the book was actually well written or not. mine's probably the catcher in the rye
#collected works of ts spivet . Not anything particularly groundbreaking#But i found it in an op shop for 2 dollars and the main character had SUCH an effect on 14 year old me#something about the viewpoints if adults through a child's eyes and the sense of your childhood slipping away#+ that weird age where you start seeing your parents as fully realised people not just. Keepers#Also fun for me as I was the map kid. Always drawing maps. And that's what it was about#+ the formatting with the asides and footnotes and diagrams
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dj run that track again before I take my own life
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my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"
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oomf shot me in the head with a 9mm round lmfaooooo 😂😂 i survived and im coming for them
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If i was toby fox i would tweet sans is a woman and then smash my phone with a hammer
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