minmaxjohnson

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sorry for not posting in a while, I was too busy being sexy and silly (being misgendered at my summer camp job)

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alternatively

🗡️☠️🔥NONBINARY FOLKS🔥☠️🗡️

non-binary people.

rb if you agree

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time to bring this one back

Sand 🤤

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GIRLS! YES!

post

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well that's not very nice :(

it's okay though, I forgive you :3

for every 196 refugee that follows me because they see me as a safe account, I just want you to know:

- I am a goofy goober

- I spread lies

- I act confident to mask pure ignorance

- If you like women haiii hi :3 hey heyyy hii heyo :p

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first time I see this gif duo actually in the correct order

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so I'm in a server with my uncle and his friends and we have a channel which consists of photos of food being left in the wrong place in the supermarket.

you know when you suddenly decide that you don't need those chicken wings and deep them in the fruit section? yeah that's what we call the client's choice

here are some of the ones I found

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genuinely I thought these three were one image and I was ready to send them as one

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Sure sex is cool and all but sometimes I just want someone to play with my hair and listen to my useless rants about things I like and let me buy flowers for them and appreciate it and make dinner for them every night and just watch them sleep and god have them miss me so bad while I'm in the shower that they come and sit in the bathroom and tell me random things.

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someone called me naturally funny

babygirl this isn't natural, I had to work for my sense of humor and it's still not fully operational

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trying to appeal to a wider demographic of boykissers

let this serve as an example that you don't always to follow through on your ideas. sometimes it's okay to just give up.

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omg please do

rb this if its okay for your followers to send you flirtatious messages

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here's a few more ideas:

my dear, sweetie, my lil padlock, my little marmalade, my uh ummm I uh-, my goobie snoobert, my partner in crime, my next meal, my little sunshine

i cannot wait to call my future gf my love, my doll, my darling, my woman, my lady, my future wife, my lover

~i’m going to keep adding to this the more i think of btw~

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gays I think I sillied too close to the sun

I've been trying to post images three times now and tumblr will just not let me

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note: i am not a real graphic designer. i study film right now and i only do this as a hobby. i am, however, not having any sex whatsoever. so uh... take that liberals!

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I’m gonna throw up i want a gf