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That- that’s not fair

does anyone read “y/n” as a character who isn’t you but a whole different person who is like the perfect version of “you” that you want to be or am i just weird ?

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please help me survive

hey guys, i know i’ve been semi-inactive for a while. i’ve been really sick, in and out of the hospital. i need to ask for some help. my disability checks were abruptly stopped in February (2019) with no warning due to a minor technicality (explained on campaign). i’ve been living off zero income, praying every day my mom will at least pay for my groceries. she writes every charge down and expects me to pay back every cent of it, plus months of rent and phone bills. if i don’t soon, she’s going to kick me out. i have no family or friends to turn to since i just moved. i have no where to go but a homeless shelter, which is not an option when i’m this sick. i don’t even have a car. i rely on my mom to get me to doctor appointments, pick up medications, ect. some of you know my mom is abusive, and every day it gets worse. i want to move out, i need to, but with no money and being this sick, i can’t. i’m currently in the process of reapplying for disability, which takes several months that i do not have. i’m going to be on the street soon if i don’t find a way to support myself and pay some money back. if she kicks me out, i have no chance of surviving. please, anything will help. even a dollar. if you can’t help financially, please share/reblog this! i’m so scared and desperate and at the end of the rope.

here’s my GoFundMe . thank you for taking the time to read!

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*screams*

Mike: IT’s back…

Stan:

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AJFHAOSNAM OH MY GOD YOURE RIGHT

one happy family

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Well you DIDN’T COME at MY sweet sixteen. SO I don’t want to go!?

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STOP I CANT BREATJE PLEAS E

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richie: i sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker

eddie: what the fuck

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Richie: I can’t speak any foreign language, but I am really good at speaking English.

Stan and Eddie: No, you’re not.

Richie: Yes I am. I know big words, like… Salmon.

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richie: *gets a crush*

richie:

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I WAS ON A PLANE AND I WATCHED IT(2017) AND THEY HAD TO TAKE OUT ALL THE SWEAR WORDS AND GOT THE CAST TO REDO THEIR LINES FOR A “Family Friendly” VERSION OF THE MOVIE AND FOR EDDIE’S LINE “THEY”RE GAZEEBOS, THEY’RE BULLSHIT!” THEY CHANGED IT TO “THEY’RE GAZEEBOS, THEY’RE BALONEY!” AND OMG DID I LAUGH

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Richie: what if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit The Floor” are both about the same events but from different perspectives

Stan: I’m literally begging you to stop

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OMFG HAHAHA

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How to play piano by Stan & Richie…

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SUCH PURITY

college au losers club taking stan to hooters for his birthday and he’s so jazzed but then when they get through the door he goes all quiet and richie’s like “haha you’re shocked by the babes right?” and stan quietly goes “where are the owls”

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Stan Uris deserves the world, but the world does not deserve Stan Uris

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SO DOPE

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Try and tell me this ISN’T Stan insulting Richie