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Now he's mad because I punished him. He's threatening to leave.
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I had to put him in time out.
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He drank my tea...
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We’re cool now. He got all of his pent up aggression out. Chillin’
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Only one thing left to do. Good bye my friend.
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I took the knife away, but the stupid gnome got me pretty good.
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“Gnomes are playful.” My wife said. What twisted game of hide and seek is this?
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Gah, he cut the power. I thought gnomes were creatures of the light?
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“Knifing” is not Gnome speak for “loving.”
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Whenever my wife is gone, the stupid gnome harasses me. He plays favorites- I’ll show you favorites
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My wife loves him, but I don’t. Look at those little beady eyes. There’s no life behind his stare. I don’t trust him for a minute.
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This gnome has been with my wife for years. I guess you could say they're best friends. My wife loves gnomes.
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