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ok so she just woke and is now furiously grooming herself whoops

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also i discovered this is the only time i get to pet her stomach omg shes so sleeping

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also i can poke her reall y really hard and sheel keep sleeping i can even gently shake her feet like im shaking someones hand but her feet and she wont move

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mishka cat is the cutest

today mishka cat decided to sleep in my room next o me but only because there was a fraction of blanket next to me that mishka decided she must sit on becasue she is a cats. so mishka cats slept on it and fell asleep and then i tried to see how hard i could touch her without waking her boy oh boy what a good game so i realised if i touched her fur lightly her right ear would twitch but i discovered i could pick up her tail and move it without her minding its so funny its the floppiest thing but also kinda bony so i moved it and moved it back its so soft and furry and floppy it was so so funny then i decided to touch her ear i discovered everytime i touch her ear it twitches like a phone vibrating but like really hard like shes trying to bat off a fly so i kept touching her ear and it started twitching non stop but she was still sleeping it is so funny and so so cute i love mishka cat the mostests of all 

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the time that mishka was a brat

one day me and my sister were in my room watching merlin and watching lots of it that we almost forgot mishka was in my room sleeping yeah well anyway we were eventually like hey wheres mishka i have heard from her in a while and i went crap where is she so i yelled mihska and yelled mihska all over the house and looked for her everywhere and i began to get so super worried what if mishka was dead what if she drank from the toilet an=gain and got like toxoplasmosis or something what would the neighbours say i did everything i yelled mishka and went tsk tsk tsk and i didnt think mishka left because there were no open windows so i went mback to my room and found mishka was starting at me from underneath my desk like the bratty cat she is because mishak could hear me yelling her name and she nows its her name and she saw me yell it everywhere but she chose to lie there and watch me panic 

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i hate my sister

whilst i was away one day my sister let mishka into my room where she gave mishka lots of pats but lost of ptats meant lots of fur falling out so when i came home and discovered quite a few balls of fur on my bed i was less than pleased 

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some lots of mishkaventures

ok so my parents were away in qld for five or so days which meant I GOT LOTS OF MIHSKAVENTURES which was good it meant mishka coutl sdayt as long as she wanted and often as she wanted and she could come and go as she pleased yayayayayayayayayayayayaya haypppy ! :):) ok so then on one day i realised that mishka and ginger cat were outisde and night and i tried to find then and gigner cat is really cute with big brown eyes that are kind of like cute puppy dog eyes so so so cute and mishka cat nad ginger cat all of a sudden rand out of the bushes because mishka cat was being chased by ginger cat because miska cat and ginger cat were playing and ginger cat is yound and is the energetic rascal and they are super super super cute

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did you know i discovered that if i talk loudly outside mishka will hear my and shell come find me so now i regularly go outside and make noises hoping that mihska will hear my calls and come to my side

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i havent updated the mshka caneture in a while

hi everyone its time to update the mishkaventure again so a while ago this was a while a go, i was in my room and it was at night and i began to hear meowing noises outside to it was mishka coming to want to come in but it was like 12 at night and i thought no she cant sleep over so i cant let her in she persisted for hourse finalyy it was 1.30 and i deceided to let her in poor thing blsees her heart so i lett her in and she was happy she fell asleep and i set my alarm for 4.30 am to wake me up to kick her out because remember i cant have my parents finding out so i fall asleep and at 3 o clock mishka wakes me up someone got up to go to the toilet and mishka was awake to see if she could peasant some treats off them she scratched the dorr and rolled around on the ground sticking her paws under the door and tride to look under the crack in the door but no avail she began to meow and heree i wnet damnstation i went mishka tsk tsk tsk to see if i could pat her and make her sleepy so she desnt keep meowing and it worked sort of because mishka didnt like that i touched her see, so she sat doewn and began to lick herself where i touched her but that made she quiet down so it was good for a while but the n mishka decided to sleep outside the door so when the doeor opened she could get food o hed i thought o dear o dear so then i did a 180 degree turn in my bed so my head was where my feet usually are and my feet are usually where my head ususally is so that i could keep a better eey on mishka but it didnt work mishka kept on sticking her paws under the door and meowing dolefully and scratching that i though damnation she has to go so i got out some cat treats which got mishka real excited she wanted some food and i opened the window and put some cat treats on the windowsill so shed jump up and get some but heres the catch that is that mishka didnt wan to leave and being the savvy saver mishka is she tried to stand on ther legs and use her paws to grab the treats without having to go outside she tried for a good 10 minutes but no avail so she gave up this was no good i had to double the incentive i kept putting more treats out but mishka didnt want to leave she wanted to get the big bucks by getting food from my mum no no no eventuaylly i lured mishka on the windowsill but heres the catch my flyscreen was still there and i had to open it to let her out but shes clever and she doesnt want to go out the flyscreen see so i tried to make a hansel and gretel line of treats to lead her out the flyscreen so i can close the window but mihska being the savvy saver that she is just used her pwas to grab everydreat and jump back inside very pleased with herself ahhh damnation i thought this is getting a hassle and fell back asleep THE DEVEL!! mishka was meowing and the door again i thought dearyoheder mishka really must go and i got up again a bit past 3.30 am and thought ive just got to try harder and never give up and i put treats on the window sill and made the handsel and gretel trail again and it took a long time for mishka to decide to jump on the window sill and follow the hansel and gretel trail out and i was so close to getting her out but the trail was just a bit too short and she was doing the thing with her paws again and i needed to make the trail longer but BLASTED thats when my nose began to bleed and it was lots and lots of blood i though i cant wasete my efforts now ive made mishka go so far so using my shirt to stem the flow of blood i valiently extended the trail of treats outside and mishka followed and finally she was outisde and we were all safe and i close the window and went to the bathroom and thats when i realised it was no blood nose it was just really really runny the end

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a story i may or may not have told

the other day i was woken at 6 in the morning about 5 hours begore my normal waking time by meowning at the window oh no not mishka again i thought and whent back to sleep

then at 6.30 i heard meowning agian mishka could be a motivational speker for persistence i thought so i wibble wobbled out of my bed to open the flyscreen for mishka and she cam inside and promptly sat down by the door and letting out doleful meows because she could hear voiceds that sound like my mum because she keeps on feeding mishka

so then i got like oh no what if people hear so i tried to call her over and get her in a sleepy mood for sleeping because she doesnt meeow when shes sleeping and it sort of worked because i toucher her fur and she didnt like that so she spent some time licking her fur then whent back to meowning

oh no i thought so i tried to get out of bed and bobbled over to pick mishka up but she was dodging like cats do which was annoying i finally managed to pick her up and she was doing fine then she realised i was taking her to the window and began to scrabble oh no my arm i thought dont stracht my arm and i put her down on the windowsill and tried to push her out the window but she wouldnt have any of it and she tried to duck and reenter the room and i was truing to block her with my arm but she was scrabbling and wouldnt leave so in the end i had to let her stay so i just decided to fall back aslpeep

to my relief a short while later mishka settled down on my bed and decided to fall asleep too which was good but then i woke up at 11.30 ish and realised that my dad was shooing mishka outside oh dear oh dear whooppssyys mishka must have made a racket when they decided to vacuum some other rooms but its ok because mishka is still a happy cat and i didnt get in any trouble miraculously 

also the other day i was walking and saw lots of cats lying outside sunbathing which made me happy and there was a really outgoing cat who wasnt at all scared of me which was cool 

also i think black and white cat doesnt mind me were not firends but i think weve made peace and we mutually accept each other because black and white cat did the slow blinking thing and orolled to show tummy but were not good friends either so i think were sort of friendly not hate but also ginger cat was hiding in our garden the other day and was real cute and i like them so much 

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there are some people i really hate but its sad that i cant tell them how much i hate them so im resigned to making long lists in my head about why they are bad people

black and white cat to me 

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exclusiev for readers of the mishkaventrue

hey ermember the time when i heard noises outside my window and there was this massive long haired kind tabby tortoiseshell cat right out my window looking like a mini lion yeah well maybe i forgot to mention it but here we are there was a time when i opened my curtain and there way a massive long haired kin of tabbe toirtsoisesehll cat on my window sill and today i decided to sit in the car because it was getting windy and i was sitting on the trampooline and mishka likes to lie under it and eat grass so i decided to sit in the car where i can be with mishka but only i wasnt with mihska and i was alon because mishka was busy sitting at the back door trying to meow for treats anyway i was sitting in the car doing so me reading when this massive mini lion long haired tabby troirtashell cat (i cant tell if tortiosisehll because of the long hair)  actually i just googled tortoiseshell long haired cats and its just tabby ok this long haired tabby comes streaking over the fench and into my drivemway and i hear this other cat yowling and screaming like a child and i go oh no is that my sweet mishka screaming because i never thought mishka was capable of screaming like that but the long haired big massive tabby starts to back away and mishka  is screaming and screaming and until tabby big tabby hops onto a fence and its real tense mishka stares at big tabby for long time and big tabby kinda avoids eye contact and until tabby decides to duck under the fench although i could still see long tabby hair over the fench andyway now mishka is resting after the bit of adventure and defending her territory but really its moments like this that i realise that mishka is a cat with cat feelings and the need to defend her territory and catch birds and stuff and that shes not just a big pile of moving fur and i applaud her for defenidng against a cat nearlhy twice her size but then i wonder who on earth this cat belongs to and who would have a cat that big and i also realise that i am in on all the neighbourhood cat disputes like big massive lion tabby cat and grey cat and also i realise that i really really really like cats but maybe i do have a touch of a bias against cats who dont share my terriroty so i like ginger cat and mishka cat and black and white cat but i honestly think grey cat is a bit of a weak loser but kinda really like grey cat and i wonder if mishka has ever wandered into another cats terriroty and found herself in a bit of a tricky situation i wonder if ginger cat will back her up but again this kind of comradery is a bit atypical for cats so idk

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cats doing their business

today i witnessed for the first time one of the neighbours cats doing a poop at first ginger cat began to dig a hole in our backyard then i looked up again and thouht he was digging backwards then i realised he was doing the stand up and poo pose and the he sniffed his poo and began to cover it with dirt

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mishka is angry

i came home one day after not being home for a few days and saw mishka and ginger cat outside and went out to say hi and mishka didnt move and i moved closer and mishka did not move and crouched down and mishka didnt move and moved closer while croughing down and mishka didn nto move and held out my hand and mishka did not move and this has never happened before shes always come trotting and meowing or will come for pats if i stretch my hand out and crouch down but she did not move and its been a day and she hasnt been to visit and im getting worried and sad that i let mishka down and that she is angry and me and it is really really sad 

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throwback to the days when flyscreens werent a thing and i entertained my self by opening the window not enough to let mishka in 

also i forgot to mention i am now on good patting terms with ginger cat who seems very interested in me now and is sometimes always lingering around our backyeard and yesterday i fed him little bits and he ate them and he let me pat him and nearly did a head boppy and also was nice to me and stufff i really like ginger cat too i cant figure out ginger cats name maybe ill go through all names and see which he responds to

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mwah hahahahahahaaaahahhhhhahahaaa!! flyscreens can be fooled today i let her in and i almost broke it but its ok i didnt and she was happy and slept for a while then she left

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look its the model mishka looking very beautiful i love her so much i missed her so much but now we can be together again i love her so much