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Day 1 million of saying "Kennash deserved better"

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Can someone other than me write a #Kennash fic I haven't already read 1 million times over please 😑😭😩 I'm so tired of there being more Bash/Mary or OC stories when Kennash are obviously superior 🤔

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there HAS to be a reason for this

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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My Mischievous Heart 😍💙

Attention: On July 14th 2021, the God of Mischief will be transforming Tumblr into TOMBLR and Tom Hiddleston will be answering some of your questions!

Ask wisely.

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This

gotta be the equivalent to this

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100% agree 😪 or even her mother in law who was a survivor herself could have helped

Wow, didn’t realize that in order to heal from a rape, one has to sleep/get with another man to be happy again. I can’t believe Reign is promoting that to be okay again after a brutal sexual assault, you need a man to pick up the pieces, instead of having Mary heal on her own, or with her ladies. 

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1x19 Francis tries to enlist Bash for the war to get Calais back, but Bash has other things on his mind...

Francis: Bash, come on, we are going to war

Bash: (distracted) Hmm, sex?

Francis: Sex? Urgh. N-No, WAR as in fighting. Something you're good at and I need that right now

Bash: Hmm, I'm also good at sex and well, I need that right now. It's been months since I last got laid. And actually, looks like my schedule has suddenly been filled up for... the next three months

Francis:

Bash: Do you understand what I'm trying to say?

Francis:

Bash: I really hate to be doing this to you on such short notice but I'm taking my deserved vacation days. And my honeymoon time off. You know what? Throw in Christmas, I deserve a break, or three. Sorry, not sorry

Francis: Well, we will see who's the favourite son when I come back, shall we?

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I'm on my Kennash spree today. I just love them 😭💜🥵🔥

do nsfw for kennash

All of them? Ooookay.

How often do they have sex, if at all? Maybe not daily, but pretty darn close. And sometimes (often) multiple times in a day. They’re basically rabbits but even cuter.

Who brings ideas? Who initiates? Kenna is more likely to have “interesting” ideas - more vivid imagination and all that. As for initiation, I’d say they’re about even.

Any kinks they clash on? Don’t think so.

Oddest place they’d have sex? A lesser garden, once or twice (Kenna swears it’s private, Bash is not totally sure she’s right but who the hell is he to say no to his lady).

Favourite positions? They go through a variety, I think. Routines are boring.

Dom/top? Sub/bottom? Any switches? Both of them are the switchiest little creatures ever, although he's slightly more likely to top on an average day.

Favourite erogenous zones? His hipbones, her waist.

Quickest turn ons? Immediate turn offs? Dirty talk is such a thing for them and the very moment one of them starts talking about what they’d like to do… oy. As for turn-offs, it is never a good sign if past lovers accidentally get mentioned.

First to orgasm? Last to orgasm? Who comes the most? Does someone ever end up unfinished? She comes first and more frequently because he’s a gentleman like that (and because he loves going down on her and she loves that). But on a good session, multiple orgasms are had by both participants.

Favourite romantic gestures during sex/orgasm? He messes with her hair - she didn’t know she liked that but it’s kinda cute. She gets all octopus-like when she’s blissed-out.

How are their afterglows? Very sweet. They cuddle and sometimes talk about things that have nothing to do with what’s just happened.

Who’s loud? Who’s quiet? Does one try to make the other louder/quieter? How? He’s louder. She is totally cool with this. He’s determined to push her further but she’s not letting that happen easily.

Lights on or off? Do they look at each other? Or is someone embarrassed? Lights on, eye contact, everything. This is about them.

Open or closed relationship? Do they sometimes share? Very, very closed relationship. They’re territorial, bless them.

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#Corrance/TaitlinFTW 🤣

When Torrance had scene with Adelaide and with that chick from the wood I was literally thinking - how can this dude have no chemistry with anyone on this show? 

AND THEN BASH AND KENNA HAPPENED! Like i don’t even know what Caitlin is doing, but keep it up girl - their scenes are so emotionally charged and sexy. I’m just in awe. And I’m definitely taking my words back - Torrance seems like a fine kisser.

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Bash, I love you to pieces but I want to throttle you! Let’s see, you basically can’t forgive Kenna for (a) loving your father at some point (b) playing games way back when which could have cost you your life. Both very reasonable reasons if you were on some other show and some other character!

You were clearly able to get over the fact that she was your father’s mistress. It wasn’t something hidden - everyone knew about it. Hell, the two of you discussed it! Back way when you gave her tips on keeping his attention! Your acceptance shouldn’t be something you do take-backs on! You can indicate all you like that it’s different because you now discover she also loved him and it wasn’t just for power except you blame her for ambitious/power-seeking actions as well (her plan to get rid of Diane). So you get pissed when she wants to keep Henry for status and get pissed if she loved him. She can’t win. 

Oh, and the whole ‘your plan could have got me killed’ - pick whether you are pissed because she was a woman in love OR because she was cold-blooded. You really can’t go for both. Not to mention that Bash, of all people, should understand doing shady things to achieve one’s goals - look at what he did to that poor cleric in the last ep, or that poor thief in s1! Pot, meet kettle. 

And even after she tries to explain what it’s like to be a woman in his world, he shuts her out.

Ultimately, what makes me so angry is that he got under Kenna’s shields. He told her to forget every other man except him, basically telling her that her past did not matter. And she trusted him and did. And then, in the last ep, he threw her past in her face. Badly done, Bash, badly done. 

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The writers hated Mary, Francis, Kenna and Bash and decided "fuck them all, let's destroy our show that by the time GoT sn 8 comes out, it looks better"

Things Reign has taught me

Infidelity is A-OK. And it is simply a must to cheat on your spouse, if the other dude is handsome and nice to you. All is forgiven.

Definition of marriage - 404 Not Found in Reign dictionary.

If any male and female ever interact even in one scene, they WILL be banging in the near future, irrespective of marital status.

The only viable option a rape survivor has for healing is by having sex with a man, who is not her husband. Talking it out with another rape survivor, who happens to be her mother-in-law and who helped her through it right after it happened, is not an option. Talking it out with her BFFs whom she considers her “real family”, is not an option. ‘Cause every time she talks about it, she relives it. Except when she is actually performing the act of sex with a man. Who breathes.

Everything bad that happens to any character is solely one man, named Francis’ fault.

I am ashamed of myself for ever having loved seen this show.

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I will never forget this 😔

so caitlin stasey publicly questioned the rape storyline via twitter and  before we knew it her character was demeaned, written off and altogether forgotten about as her husband’s feelings for her were retconned even if the actor is exiting the show and the couple could easily be reunited off screen

i’m sure it’s just a coincidence

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I have reason to believe that the writers hated stable, loving relationships because they never had one and were jealous

literally.

Reign: hahaha what is commitment even

Reign: marriage? Pppssshh. Sleep with whoever you want.

Reign: why be faithful when you can not be faithful? Eh?

Reign: stuck in a marriage that was happy and can be happy again. We'll help you get out of it completely.

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You've twisted my arm. I was happy liking and reblogging posts but I will do out-of-context/modern AU quotes for Reign 😭😂 Requests are welcome.

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I died. That is so Kennash, the kinky suckers 😭😍

#Kennash

Kenna: Bash is like a candle to me

Mary: Aww because he’s the light of your life?

Kenna: No, uh, because I wanna blow him

Mary:

Kenna: Yours is so much nicer, I feel bad

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prompt: bash and kenna sit down and COMMUNICATE (have you heard of communication, reign? or something people call a healthy marriage?) so the antoine shit doesn't happy) angst with a happy ending :)

When he enters his rooms that night, he is assaulted by colour.

On the table sits mounds of strawberry’s and fruits, all meticulously laid out. Kenna was mad at him, so he was guessing this wasn’t for him.

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