#incorrectreign

[misscutiebex]

1x19 Francis tries to enlist Bash for the war to get Calais back, but Bash has other things on his mind...

Francis: Bash, come on, we are going to war

Bash: (distracted) Hmm, sex?

Francis: Sex? Urgh. N-No, WAR as in fighting. Something you're good at and I need that right now

Bash: Hmm, I'm also good at sex and well, I need that right now. It's been months since I last got laid. And actually, looks like my schedule has suddenly been filled up for... the next three months

Francis:

Bash: Do you understand what I'm trying to say?

Francis:

Bash: I really hate to be doing this to you on such short notice but I'm taking my deserved vacation days. And my honeymoon time off. You know what? Throw in Christmas, I deserve a break, or three. Sorry, not sorry

Francis: Well, we will see who's the favourite son when I come back, shall we?