Welcome! I like bad/dumb jokes that make me laugh and I hope you do too. He/him, cis, poly, 30+ adult. I give off big stoner dad vibes. I love 5e D&D, Warhammer 40k (specifically the Thousand Sons, Night Lords, and Custodes), playing vidya games, and taking it easy! Feel free to say hi!
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to prepare for his role in Tron Ares, Jared Leto rammed his head into the monitor of a 1980's apple computer and fucking died
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Honestly I wish every Tumblr ad was like this and not 500,0000,0000000,0000 horny ai chatbots for losers

Because There Is Something Very Interesting Going On
#There Is Something Very Interesting Going On#lmao#i love this level of insane nonsense ad#you go random glowy hands guy in front of whale tail statue#that IS interesting
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Honestly I wish every Tumblr ad was like this and not 500,0000,0000000,0000 horny ai chatbots for losers

Because There Is Something Very Interesting Going On
#There Is Something Very Interesting Going On#lmao#i love this level of insane nonsense ad#you go random glowy hands guy in front of whale tail statue#that IS interesting
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sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.
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I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe I’m easily amused, but they’re kind of nifty!
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Please forgive me for ranting, but...I am so tired of AI. Just so tired. I don't want Microsoft Copilot, or Google Gemini, or Meta AI, or whatever other energy-sucking, water-wasting, mediocrity-spewing LLM is currently being thrust upon me. I just want to be left alone to create in peace.
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TOUCH HIS BUTT THURSDAY
Reblog to touch his butt <3
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i havent stopped thinking about this tiktok and wanted it on my blog
[VD: A TikTok from @/soupygarbagejuice. It starts with a clip captioned "Biggest Croissant In Malaysia", of a waiter bringing out a large plate with a massive croissant on it out to a woman at a table. Voiceover says "Today I wanted to eat a Croissant–". A man stitches the video, greenscreened over the final frame. Transcript is as follows:
"A few months ago, this was the last TikTok I saw before falling asleep, and I didn't dream about croissants, I didn't dream about her. Every single dream that I had for a while took place in a reality where Billy Joel– one of Billy Joel's greatest hits was called 'The Biggest Croissant in Malaysia'. It just existed, it played on the radio, people would talk about it in the background, 'He played it at The Garden last night'! So at one point I woke up and did my best to recreate exactly what it sounded like in the dreams. [Singing over piano and drums] She ordered the biggest croissant in Malaysia! She ordered the biggest croissant in town, cause Daddy's not around anymore! He's in Singapore, he's in Singapore!"
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Teen LGBT Squad
Another Hometar Runner fancomic for pride month, this time starring the Teen Girl Squad.
This was mostly an excuse to make that “ow mein kampf�� joke
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You may pet a Tyranid!

can we as a society of warhammer fans start like. a genestealer cult but instead of wanting to dominate the world or whatever we just pet tyranids
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