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YES the Thunderbolts have a fantastic team as family dynamic, yes they are living in Avengers tower, yes history is repeating itself and 2012 tower fics are so back. BUT!

instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history

Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"

Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them

Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"

Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)

Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream

John gets blamed for everything, even if it isn't his fault. Especially if it isn't his fault: "who ate the last bagel?" "John." "Where's my hair straightener?" "John had it." "Whose turn is it to unload the dishwasher?" "Johnnnn"

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from a 2024 high cloud quintet doujin I made (Landslide). I'll have a few more copies of it at CAFKL end of this month. I'm always like 'aw it's gen, sorry I can't really draw romance' bullshit it's yuri give Jingliu her beautiful fox wife back

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courtship guide

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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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It's important to remember that Luigi Mangione is being framed for murder. The "evidence" they have on him is absolute clown shoes absurd.

They're trying to win this by swaying public opinion. That's why they're doing movie deals about it and staging ridiculous photo ops.

They're gonna try to give this kid the death penalty to cover up for their own gross incompetence and in the hopes that they scare the working class out of trying to fight back.

Please don't help them do this by using his name as a synonym for political assassinations. Please do not perpetuate the idea that he's guilty.

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For hoyo Teyvat Spring Break event 🧡

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HEAR ME OUT

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she/her? blocked and unfollowed.

what the hell

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Purely out of curiosity, does the zuko x toph ship exist? What would you even call that? zoph? toko? zukoph? beilord? firefong? lordlord?

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miles edgeworth with a mom style book phone case is real and true

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When he also not disliked by ppl~

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caged birds fly free 

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Kuch Kuch Hota Hai taught us one should marry someone who hasn't talked to us in 10 years over Salman Khan

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ADITYA’S PASSION IN LIFE WAS MUSIC AND HE FELL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL CALLED GEET OMG

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Do you think Icarus would be into waxplay or would that be his safeword zone cuz of trauma

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Just a quick painting to celebrate the release

HD PNG file will be available on my Patreon.