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the human brain literally needs the color green (grass, leafs) to like self-calibrate and not go insane i sincerely believe this

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Sometimes I feel like the only one here who does not need to be banned from certain foods.

omw to make my latest tasty midnight treat that my partners will call horrific and cursed. oh you think my sriracha oreos are weird? sounds like a you problem

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Who are you talking about?

Wait that's how I know you. Wait. WAIT. WAIT.

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@notsborn no wonder

anyway

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OLIVIA YOU WERE GONE FOR OVER A MONTH.

OK I GET IT YOURE MAD JESUS CHRIST SPARE ME

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OLIVIA ROSEMARY OCTAVIUS WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU

sorry guys false alarm

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???? NO???? I'm coming over stay there.

Harry has scurvy.

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@notsborn explain yourself.

Harry has scurvy.

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???? Since when???

Harry has scurvy.

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we miss her a lot.

we miss our wife tails

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Never a dull day here I guess

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I'm not doing either of those things.

what is your biggest regret?

one time when we were little i was letting peter play with my scooter and i looked away for two seconds and i guess he drove over a bump in the sidewalk and ate shit and i fucking missed it. when i figure out how to do time travel im gonna go back to that very moment just so i can see it with my own eyes

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,,, why IS she doing that?

@mj-watson-official um. Why is Olivia putting on her extra arms and chanting peters name

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All three of you worry me sometimes.

"trust your gut" the thing that can barely handle milk?

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Do you think you're the only gay person to exist..?

oh happy pride month to me btw

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Are you guys ok?? You were stuck in there for a while

@parker-pictures @mj-watson-official Come over me and Livi are making pasta