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there is no sky daddy
Lmao you clearly have no idea who you sent this to
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I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.
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@jadwiga-abremovic
everyone's always like ohhh the bottoms sexual fantasies are always so fucking compilated and convoluted they always wanna be like some kind of European wild hamster digging through the undergrowth and you have to be the relentless bird of prey that is hovering over their den and ready to strike with deadly talons, and maybe the bed is a sand dune thats allows for the predator to take maximum advantage of the terrain. What about the top's fantasies huh when does the top have something to say about all this. Sometimes I wanna be President Nixon in the last days of the administration and someone else is Erlichmann showing ass to comfort me. sometimes the top wants to get weirdly specific with it too okay
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Hi Crow is my username on tiktok, insta and discord so here's these things I made, they got somewhat popular on tiktok so I'm posting them here too
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being so fucking worried that a foot fetishist may see your toes and jack off about it that you start censoring your feet online and treating them like a perverted thing and being weird about seeing other people’s feet is fucking weird puritan behaviour and i really wish the general internet hadn’t gotten that far
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I’ll take a Jewish identity based in matzah ball soup and Mel Brooks movies than one based in support for a genocidal state any day.
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My favorite wikipedia article that exists only in ukrainian is an article listing physical fights in the ukrainian parlament (screenshots are translated with google translate for your convenience), broken down into "reasons for the fight", "participants", "development of the fight" and "results of the fight" like it's MMA. Wiping a tear, i love this fuckass country
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sometimes you go down the rabbithole of online kink so far you have people being like “you think inner ear oviposition is a ‘weird’ kink? wait until you hear the nasty shit i, a real pervert, am into” and blog posts that are like “it’s so hard to find someone to dig a nine foot deep hole with when all the doms i can find want to dig a five foot deep hole max :/“ and then you remember that a sizeable portion of the population consider liking anal to be freaky
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The undisputed best group bar none from Pride in London -- the Rail Safety and Standards Board.

They were right after the Furries.
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me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art
me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also
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