HI!! my name is Mono, use it/its or they/them for me pleaseif anyone asks i am not three furbies in a trenchcoat. i do however own over 25 and they move sometimesi enjoy Holes (the book), Seinfeld (but Jerry Seinfeld can DIE!!), furbies, secretarybirds, TY beanie babies, aand my ocsi may not ever post on here BUT i am here to unapologetically haunt my friends. also tumblr is full of cool people
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Statistics
We looked inside some of the posts by monotonebird and here's what we found interesting.
Average Info
Notes Per Post
481K
Likes Per Post
301K
Reblog Per Post
180K
Reply Per Post
439
Time Between Posts
1 hour
Number of Posts By Type
Text
16
Note
1
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
Tumblr is available in 18 languages.
Text
it's a new day + the sun rose + you're alive + you're alive + you're alive + your heart is beating + you're breathing + you're alive
30K notes
·
View notes
Text
i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains
74K notes
·
View notes
Text
never getting over how genuinely distressed tai lung looks when po does his shuffling trick. mid fight this man stops and panics because he cant figure out a childrens magic trick
100K notes
·
View notes
Text
the paul mccartney is dead conspiracy theory is the funniest thing in the world because i feel like if he did die and the beatles did replace him like parents replace a gold fish and the new guy managed to look exactly like him and play left handed bass, piano, and vocals in the same style and produce the same quality of music consistently for 30+ years then it'd be honestly rude to mention it at that point. like he's earned it let him have it
31K notes
·
View notes
Note
OMG! can i get your autograph?? will you sign my ask??
Here bestie
638 notes
·
View notes
Text
why would i be scared of you, dummy? i know how big and soft your heart is.
294 notes
·
View notes
