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I'm thinking of Symphony of the Sixth Blast Furnace by Evgeny Sedukhin again...

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tumblr is so funny. ill see someone i havent seen on the dash in a while and be like "oh hey theyre back :)" and i go to their blog and theyve been posting the whole time and our tumblr hours just havent overlapped in a while

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Today's working adults yearn for AMVs

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“we need a slur for-” the word you’re looking for is insult. those exist. they can be highly effective too

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hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.

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healthy romance starts w friendship

and bad romance starts w rah rah rah aha ha roma roma

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as a pink lover. The ""universal""" hatred of the color pink by young girls is due to the heavy expectation of femininity forced on them. It is an expression of frustration at gender roles. It is not internalized misogyny. No you will not inevitably start liking pink as an adult and if you do that is not healing your inner divine feminine or whatever we're saying now. Its a color. 😁👍

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I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

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do u ever get emotional about the fact that tchaikovsky, a gay man, wrote his Romeo and Juliet overture for his brother and his brother’s gay lover bc I sure as hell do

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courage the cowardly dog is not cowardly because that poor dog will be facing the flayed corpse of god or some shit every episode. courage the reasonably horrified dog

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hating is fun but sometimes you see someone only ever be a hater and never a lover and it's like. ok well do you like anything at all or do you only see the world in shades of bad to worse

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women with deadpan humor get behind me. a man is about to miss your joke and explain that what you said is not accurate

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reblogging your own selfie

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it was nice seeing you at the devil's sacrament

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job applications are so stupid. "what's ur desired salary?" ten billion dollars next question

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have a yaoiful day everone 💖