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does the reblog still count if I'm just rebogging myself with a different profile picture

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I'm not "deer pretty" or "cat pretty", I'm not model skinny or with an hourglass figure, I look like a tavern wench who will charge you 1 and a half doubloons to motorboat her, and that fact is my greatest joy

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exposure therapy but it’s just me showing you my tits

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my English essay that I stayed up way past my frikin bed time for only got a 78? I hate college English. I miss hs when I could write a shitty 5 paragraph whatever and get an A 😭😭😭

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you say it is weird for me to like ghoap so much. I raise you, the fantasy of being treated as an equal

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it feels right to repost this as I just changed my username

Monster fuckers are so creative cuz it’s like you’ll look at a monster and go “how the fuck would one go about fucking that?” And then a monster fucker will slither from the shadows and give a demonstration of human ingenuity

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wait till u see the next one

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I can attest

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It’s weird how everyone hating you when you’re nine years old still affects your self esteem when you’re 26 like yeah nobody came to my birthday party but that was like 17 years ago why is it stopping me from going to a gay bar

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...abandoned grill in forest

do it :3

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really wish there was a way to block straight posts on my timeline/for you whatever. 😭 just cause I liked a post (Ellie w. x reader fic) tagged with "tlou fluff" or smthn like that DOES NOT MEAN I LIKE JOEL SMUT. GET IT AWAY AHHHHH 😡😡

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does dungeon meshi and funger fandoms overlap? I'm seeing a startling similarity in fan art styles.....

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I GOTTA BUTCJ GF I GOTTA BUTCJ GF I GOTTA BUTCH GF YIPEEEEEEEE

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I agree. reblog

butch dyke goths. you agree. reblog.

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I AM SO PISSED OF THAT EVERY GRITTY FANTASTICAL GAME OF THRONES FANFICTION ON AO3 IS STRAIGHT! one chapter where (y/n) eats sansa starks pussy is not enough I need to slay my rivals travel cross country on a horse bathe in rivers and ride some fuckin dragons LESBIANS WANT GROSS ACTION FANTASY GET THOSE DAMN COTTAGES AWAH FROM ME SODJNSNSKANSM

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No matter their “actual” height every femme is three apples tall. Hope this helps