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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑

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Computerprogramm: Schlecht, wenn es einen Bug hat.

Schiff: Gut, wenn es einen Bug hat.

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she: I only date tough boys

me: I just made Brennesselspinat 😎 No gloves! 😌💯

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I love that the ibuprofen knows where to go

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Danke automatische Übersetzung. Ich bin mir sicher, genau das war gemeint.

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HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that

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A bunch of emotes I made for my friend’s discord server~ I’m still so happy to be commissioned for these, they were so much fun!!! I’m particularly fond of the sparkle eyes, made in both Otto and Nova colors.

These were commissioned and paid through my Ko-fi

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highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

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Video games should not be 100 dollar, they shouldn't be 70 dollar, they certainly should not be 60 dollar, they should be 3 dollar

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Happy International Women's Day

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Also did this other thing.

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you know, Kate Elliott, I bet I can guess exactly what his scream sounded like

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